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    *** Official Western Australia Margaret River Pro Contest Thread ***

    This just in; WSL to pay equal prizemoney to transexual bodyboarders. (Source; Sick Dog News Corp.)
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    Anti drowning modification for wetsuit shirt

    I had a list with maybe 15 benefits for using a hood, ranging from UV skin protection down to less ability to hear chick chatter. The best part is that the wearer doesn't have to look at it.
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    Our OJ has expired

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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    How Surfers Get Laid

    "Cocktails" at the seashore.
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    Gabriel Medina Got Robbed In Portugal, Bells and Margs (title edited due to the trifecta)

    I think here could be some discrimination, not racial, but along the lines of the Brazzos have "No skin in the game". Hawaii has the birthplace of surfing, and the Norh Shore Surf. CA has the made it popular thing, and surfboard design, and most of the surfwear industry. Australia has the modern...
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    *** Official Rip Curl Bells Beach Pro Contest Thread ***

    It's the SoCal extra point entitlement, (as it should be.)
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    What's your earliest memory?

    The maternity ward. Based on maybe that reoccurring vivid semi-daydream I would experience every year or so could be explained by the sensation of expanding knowledge, and a void of any previous knowledge, and vibration from the cart being rolled as I lay in it. One episode I was able to replay...
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    Gabriel Medina Got Robbed In Portugal, Bells and Margs (title edited due to the trifecta)

    How about if Jordie fights Tyson who's feet are strapped into a tow board? (All pro sports are show biz.)
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    Aloha alt.surfing

    http://hisurfadvisory.com/stuff/altsurf.htm was the best. That guy from Down Under, "Mountain Man" was pretty amazing with extensive content for the time..
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    *** Official Sunset Beach Pro Contest Thread ***

    My vanity plate; OMGR16JJF
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    Filipe to retire?

    Toledo should just simply say, "I don't surf those type of conditions." EVERYONE on the tour, (and probably here) has their own limits. How focked would it be to be in a wheelchair, because people told you to do something and you thought better, but did it anyway. Miki Dora famously said...
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    *** Official Lexus Pipe Pro Contest Thread ***

    Do you have any stock market tips?
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    Rip Curl - DONE!

    Yeah, what you said. It has been 50 years since I learned(?) about that stuff. If XX is not a guy, I screwed up.
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    Rip Curl - DONE!

    It seems to me that anyone with two X chromosomes should not be able to compete with any XY's, period. If 2 Xers want to compete they should have a league of their own. (OK though for non-sport competitions' like chess, and video games, etc.)
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    Rip Curl - DONE!

    Rip Curl should go for broke with a Māhū fashion show on Hotel street.
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    Miss OP (Erin Rose) - 1983 OP Pro: Huntington Beach, CA

    Surf City Burning: Remembering the Infamous Riots at the 1986 OP Pro | The Inertia I was with my GF and 3 year old over a half-mile from the pier that day when a very angry cop told us to get off the streets!
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    *** Official Lexus Pipe Pro Contest Thread ***

    WSL, Ya should'a been there yesterday. Progressive now means not surfing spectacular Pipeline, and not surfing outside Sunset.
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    *** Official Lexus Pipe Pro Contest Thread ***

    There have been 4 out at pipe for over a half hour, on Surfline cam, appear to be women. WSL site says "Starts in 112 min." ???
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    *** Official Lexus Pipe Pro Contest Thread ***

    If he gets well, and Pipe goes 2nd Reef, should they reschedule that Elimination Round ? ()