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*** Official Lexus Pipe Pro Contest Thread ***

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once i had a sort of food poisoning emergency in a surf contest. nowhere to poop. paddling out for my heat my tummy hurt so bad i knew i wouldnt be able to surf worth a shiit.... so i shat in my wetsuit, won the heat, cleaned up well enough after. ended up in the final.
but maybe toledo had a much worse case.
its a fun joke to call him a pussy, but u can find plenty of pics of him charging gnarly surf
maybe i could be his "pooping during a heat coach"
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Swallow Tail

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000 said:
once i had a sort of food poisoning emergency in a surf contest. nowhere to poop. paddling out for my heat my tummy hurt so bad i knew i wouldnt be able to surf worth a shiit.... so i shat in my wetsuit, won the heat, cleaned up well enough after. ended up in the final.
but maybe toledo had a much worse case.
its a fun joke to call him a pussy, but u can find plenty of pics of him charging gnarly surf
maybe i could be his "pooping during a heat coach"
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Doesn’t matter, you paddle out then u fckin send it. Period. No excuses. Sucks being him, I don’t find it funny. He’s def charged some serious waves but the choke rate is fuggin high. Hope he figures it out.
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If the WSL wants to kick off the year at Pipe they should raise the points for the event by a large margin- should do that for all the heavy waves so that if a guy isn’t excelling in those conditions he’s got no chance at a world title or final five at the weak sauce wave
 
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Clayster

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Q. How did Kelly get in the contest?

A. His daughter had a child, and.....he was Grandfathered in.

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Ha! Good one.

But at least he paddled into waves, unlike Brazilian poopie pants, who is half his age.
 
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teeroi

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Trav saying tomorrow afternoon and looking good for Monday Tuesday.
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World Surf League on Instagram: "Wondering what’s on the horizon for the @lexususa #PipePro? Seems patience may be about to pay off. @travislogie Next call: Sunday | February 4 at 7:45 am HST. @lexususa #PipePro @yeti"

5,737 likes, 153 comments - wsl on February 3, 2024: "Wondering what’s on the horizon for the @lexususa #PipePro? Seems patience may be about to pay off. @travislogie Next call: Sunda..."
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