Only thing is they don’t have cinnamon. Hawaii, fcking done.
No cin is a Sin!
If you had to pick something that was an avatar of haole colonialism and triggered casa_mugrienta, it would no doubt be Dunkin' Donuts, of which there are several locations in Hawaii, all on Oahu.
- There's a pair out on the Southwest - Kapolei? One is kind of closer to Barber's Point, and it looks like it's set in a just-like-suburban-Dallas planned shopping megacenter. The other looks like it could be on any suburban street with a Garden State Parkway exit.
- There's another in something called Waipahu. There's actually some places to eat I have never heard of among the Subway and Arby's.
- There's one in Pearl City; that one and Starbucks appear to be trying to constrictor snake something called Hana Tea.
- There's one in Aiea - this one is trying to f--k with Boba Cha?
- Of course there's one at the airport.
- UH Manoa is temporarily closed
- Finally, the only one that isn't within walking distance of H1 is in Kaneohe. I am guessing the cheaper Kailua transplants and whatever MCBH people go there?
Which one of these are you most likely to get jumped at?
Which one of these are you unable to take a sh!t because every stall has a homeless person in it?
If you had to lick a toilet seat, which one would you do it at?
I'm assuming UH Manoa has the highest likelihood of hotties?
Are UH Manoa and Barber's Point the best options if you're short endson gas and need to rob someone?
You jumped bail, you're ducking Dog, and you run on Dunkin'. Which one is the call?
Could you write a short story or a one-act play set in one of these?