Let's see what magical accounting tricks the TV experts use to bend over logic in order to get to bring hospital capacity back into the discussion next(remember how that was the "scary" part, not the virus itself, which everyone started out agreeing was not a big deal to get for almost everyone?)
Oh no! Three times as many cases! Never mind the fact that 3x almost nothing is still almost nothing, numbers in a vacuum are scaaary! Oooo look out for the scary numbers!
Hide your mouths and noses from clear view, stranger danger like a late 90s suburban white mom, and take a couple, or more, shots of the best thing a boner pill company could come up with in six months straight into your blood stream. It won't help anything, it will probably make some things significantly worse, but you will feel like you did something and you know the old saying, "when in doubt, just touch everything and do random shlt because who has time to wait until you have enough information to proceed?"
Oh no! Three times as many cases! Never mind the fact that 3x almost nothing is still almost nothing, numbers in a vacuum are scaaary! Oooo look out for the scary numbers!
Hide your mouths and noses from clear view, stranger danger like a late 90s suburban white mom, and take a couple, or more, shots of the best thing a boner pill company could come up with in six months straight into your blood stream. It won't help anything, it will probably make some things significantly worse, but you will feel like you did something and you know the old saying, "when in doubt, just touch everything and do random shlt because who has time to wait until you have enough information to proceed?"