Tell her string up her a$$ bikini or gtfoShe is a little hottie, maybe she just needs a good pounding
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Tell her string up her a$$ bikini or gtfoShe is a little hottie, maybe she just needs a good pounding
Had a buddy who would do that all the time if someone was acting up in the lineup. Rip apart their surfing as soon as they paddle back out to the peak.I call her on it and she says" so what I wanted the wave,you dont understand"
Wasn't sure what to do so I started telling her she looked like she was bogging on her bottom turn and a little weak off the top.
She got really really really upset!!!
"oh you are going to talk sh!t to a girl??" Told her you cant burn people then pull the girl card.
I think it was @racer1 who posted that technique here.Had a buddy who would do that all the time if someone was acting up in the lineup. Rip apart their surfing as soon as they paddle back out to the peak.
he’d even start chanting “you better not blow this wave… don’t blow this wave… you’re gonna blow the wave… why are you so out of position for the wave…?” as they are taking off.
I think its teeroi and the bowl crewI think it was @racer1 who posted that technique here.
And to be honest she was bogging her bottom turns. I had a great view. Probably why she got soo upset.
effective technique!
Racer1 has custom leash strings to tie, diapers to change, and a album copy mid twin no time to hassle with shoulder hoppersdam weed memory! hahaha
Nope. I use that passive aggressive jab but @racer1 is the sensei on that insult. I just tell them im old and fat and still surf circles around you. Or looks like you used up all the turns left in that boar.yep, I believe it was @teeroi who would mess with folks and ask ”what’s wrong with that board, why doesn’t throw any spray???”
My latest insult to my friends. When they fall doing a turn I tell them that turn was so good you made two sprays.In skateboarding we used to say "whoa was that switch"?
Ok, I'll be honest. People just said that to me.
I recognize that spotBetter than Lake Erie, those are birds on the right. No I'm not in Ohio
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hahaha! That is a great story!I think I posted this story before when it first happened but since the topic of hot entitled lady surfer burning someone came up.
There used to be this lady Caroline. Hottie, white, big rack, small bikini bottoms that surfed Rockpiles kinda on the shoulder more toward Bowls. She rode a bigger shortie, mid-length I guess you call them now.
Rockpiles Left was really good. Couple feet overhead that stayed open all the way to Bowls Right. I was ready to go in and sat inside of the old longboarders. This freight train comes rolling in and Vance paddles for it. The wave is moving and he can’t get under it so he shouts me into it. I whip and take off and it looks like a Restaurant wave. I get a couple pumps in and Caroline on the shoulder starts to paddle. Im yelling HEY, HEY. She doesn’t look back and angles in perfect.
Im going Mach speed and I could’ve bottom turned around her since she’s trimming mid face. F*ck it I catch up to her and catch her outside rail and flip her over the top of the wave. The wave slows down and Im angry and just smash a couple of snaps. I kick out all the way by Bowls and was just going to go in. But I see Caroline laying on her board and shoving her boobs back into her bikini top. Could see the creases on the bags so they were beautiful bolt-ons.
Toru from Surf Garage sees the whole thing and is cracking up and pointing at me. Caroline is looking around to see who did that to her so I paddle up and tell her. You’re dangerous don’t drop in. She goes off on me saying all kinds of stupid crap. She says if you’re so good you should’ve went around me. I told her I did. The lineup is tripping out. Cause im saying all kind of stupid sh*t back her. Finally she tells me she’s going to remember my face and tell her bf to beat me up. I wave my hand in front of my face and tell her see it remember it write it on f*cken forehead. Guys would paddle up and ask me to tell them the story for weeks.
And every time I saw Caroline paddle out as I paddled in I would wave and say good morning. She’d wave back until she realized it was me and her expression would turn so sour. Bitter beer face. Haha.