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How to, or how not to, Tinder?
- Thread starter SurfFuerteventura
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Beware of all face shots
Beware of pics from above
Superhotties are scammers
Paying to see all your matches can be worth it, depending on your location and how many matches you have.
Beware of pics from above
Superhotties are scammers
Paying to see all your matches can be worth it, depending on your location and how many matches you have.
Yup. All face shots mean she's overweight. But if she has a pretty face and pays for some dates and fucks good, a short term thing could be fun.
If I was in a touristy kinda place and wanted to get some short term action, would just go to spots known for tourists.
But you know, after getting jilted and before I met Sweetie-pie, I didn't hang out at the Coit Tower parking lot, so yeah, I wouldn't listen to my advice either.
But you know, after getting jilted and before I met Sweetie-pie, I didn't hang out at the Coit Tower parking lot, so yeah, I wouldn't listen to my advice either.
If I was in a touristy kinda place and wanted to get some short term action, would just go to spots known for tourists.
But you know, after getting jilted and before I met Sweetie-pie, I didn't hang out at the Coit Tower parking lot, so yeah, I wouldn't listen to my advice either.
Funny that you picked the landmark shaped like a dick.
Fat girls aim to please. Deep throat. Anal. Whatever you want.agreed! those girls suck a mean dick
And why would you choose such a small dick landmark when there are several more impressive phallic hitching posts to display your waresFunny that you picked the landmark shaped like a dick.
And we arrived at this.
I need to start Northern_Shores Life Coaching.
Expert advice from one looser to another.
Well, mom is still here.
So, much for the dating app. That's already at 1000 miles radius.
Found only about max 2-3% of the "talent" not only impossible to swipe right on, I actually had to contain the gags before swiping left as fast as my finger would allow. Putit this way, my neighbor's goats are better looking, more atractive and prolly better conversation for "after".
Any more advice Einstein?
I did however take 2 20 something yo totally obliterated drunk young ladies back to their Airbnb, who I not only didn't take advantage of, I actually had to call emergency medical help for one who had face planted and split her knee. Found them laying in the street wasted.
Me thinks the tourist areas it is for this locale.
As soon as I get some freedom from my mom I will try the app out in a more populated area.
So, much for the dating app. That's already at 1000 miles radius.
Found only about max 2-3% of the "talent" not only impossible to swipe right on, I actually had to contain the gags before swiping left as fast as my finger would allow. Putit this way, my neighbor's goats are better looking, more atractive and prolly better conversation for "after".
Any more advice Einstein?
I did however take 2 20 something yo totally obliterated drunk young ladies back to their Airbnb, who I not only didn't take advantage of, I actually had to call emergency medical help for one who had face planted and split her knee. Found them laying in the street wasted.
Me thinks the tourist areas it is for this locale.
As soon as I get some freedom from my mom I will try the app out in a more populated area.
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@SurfFuerteventura bro you need to start an ayahuasca/dmt sex cult. You can thank me later.
Well, imagine what the ladies in the other end think....
The 2 drunk chicks texted me.
They took offense to my comment,I cannot believe they remembered, that Polish are famous for their drinking prowess. They want to meet up, drink me under the table, and see if I can drive them back to their Airbnb then.
Sounds like a challenge I'm totally up for, looks like shots over the shoulder is the best plan for me.
We meet tonight at 8pm for dinner and drinks.
They took offense to my comment,I cannot believe they remembered, that Polish are famous for their drinking prowess. They want to meet up, drink me under the table, and see if I can drive them back to their Airbnb then.
Sounds like a challenge I'm totally up for, looks like shots over the shoulder is the best plan for me.
We meet tonight at 8pm for dinner and drinks.
Try Morocco?Imagine in a town with more goats than people, on the least heavily populated of the Canary Islands.
Take some pics. Have fun brah. Maybe you can hook up a threesome. That would be sick.Imagine in a town with more goats than people, on the least heavily populated of the Canary Islands.
My ex would tell me I dress like a 14 year old skater boi.
She wanted me to dress like a Europoean soccer player and once bought my a Micheal Jackson Sgt Pepper's jacket.
She's like "Try it on."
I'm like "I'm not wearing that thing."
Then she started crying.
I'm really agreeable with women I was with, but they always hit a brick wall when they tried to dress me.
