How to, or how not to, Tinder?

[SurfFuerteventura]

So, you ex spurts want to help a brother out?

Does one pay? Is it free?

Lie about your age?

Etc…


Any personal experiences welcome.

i must say, the talent pool seems rather lacking… seems better at my local.

 

[Bob Dobbalina]

Don't pay for anything.
It's free.


But yeah, depends on what you're looking for.

You want trashy trim? Be a liar.
You want honest trim? Be honest.
You want a real, fulfilling relationship? Probably using the wrong tool.
Shoot your shot, but don't pester or be a creep.
If she looks too good to be true, it's fake/scam.


I can't imagine that the online options are very strong where you are. But you might snag a tourist lady here or there.
Probably better to pick up a bartending shift here and there.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

After caring for my mom, but at 58?

Maybe better to just start a female only yoga/pilates/surf retreat at my home.

Cherry pick the candidates… and the teachers.

 

[Bob Dobbalina]

After caring for my mom, but at 58?

Maybe better to just start a female only yoga/pilates/surf retreat at my home.

Cherry pick the candidates… and the teachers.

I think you are describing a shitty cult


Bikram say, "been there, done that."

 

[grapedrink]

Send them a dick pic as soon as you have a match.

@Bob Dobbalina is spot on with everything above. Some other sites where you actually type out a profile allow for a more "holistic" and qualitative approach, but far from perfect and with it's own pitfalls. Match.com was great in its heydey, not sure if it's still relevant now. My strategy was "look and don't touch", because then the chicks would see you peeping them and wonder why you didn't message them with "Hey ur hot". Then they message you, and you are now in the power position to pursue the interaction. Check Mate

 

[jkb]

 

[CutnSnip]

skip tinder all together. not sure hwere you are but are hinge and bumble an option where you live?

better quality people on those for sure.

tinder is good for quick hookups though if thats what youre after and no no no , never pay.

haveing jut moved from the shangra la of dating pools (cept NY), im struggling down here in south oc. all woman in their 40s who look 50 and already with kids. Def took LA for granted.

 

[Chocki]

Profile headline = Ready To Plow

 

[Chocki]

Now more than ever it’s important to stay up to date on the latest styles.

 

[billypilgrim]

Now more than ever it’s important to stay up to date on the latest styles.

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Is that @MagnumDong?

 

[Chocki]

Is that @MagnumDong?

The lack of Hendrix pants and pull on boots fooled you! Bro that’s our boy, @Subway ima helping him with dating app thing along with playing stylist. Since he’s all about that NYC life, I thought street wear would be the way to go for him, especially if he wants to the bang younger women

 

[ElOgro]

It’s a catholic country. Trust me when I tell you that catholic women, say 10 years younger than you, will drill your lights out. And then some. Hit up the local church stuff without creeping, which may or may not be possible with you.

 

[gbg]

After caring for my mom, but at 58?

Maybe better to just start a female only yoga/pilates/surf retreat at my home.

Cherry pick the candidates… and the teachers.

Dude, I am 54 and have been doing pretty good since 2020. Most have been 10-5 years younger. There are tons of options for guys of all ages online. Hinge has been better for me. Good pictures are a must. If you want to bang younger hot pussy you should be prepared to spend some money. If not some other guy will and you will be home Saturday night jerking off. Invest in some newer clothes. There are good ladies out there that are not kunts but you still gotta make a good first impression. It will take you time to find one. If you move to text, punctuation and grammar are important. If she fucks you on the first date and tells you she never does this, you have herpes now.

 

[gbg]

Profile headline = Ready To Plow

Or the goal is the hole.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

Dude, I am 54 and have been doing pretty good since 2020. Most have been 10-5 years younger. There are tons of options for guys of all ages online. Hinge has been better for me. Good pictures are a must. If you want to bang younger hot pussy you should be prepared to spend some money. If not some other guy will and you will be home Saturday night jerking off. Invest in some newer clothes. There are good ladies out there that are not kunts but you still gotta make a good first impression. It will take you time to find one. If you move to text, punctuation and grammar are important. If she fucks you on the first date and tells you she never does this, you have herpes now.

can you catch herpes, twice?

Jimmy hats by the box, yo!

out here attire is not high on the list… free time is what’s most highly valued.

as far as church? Maybe in mejico, here the church ones just want a big happy family of no less than 15 offspring, why would you wish that on me?



also, getting the feelingyou cannot access anyone unless you pay.

starting to think a gin tonic at the fancy bar overlooking the bay at the 5 star hotel is the way to go.
jusy hang around well dressed and perfumed and let it “come” to me.

p.s.just checked the site, got likes, cannot message anyone unless I pay?
Tjis is a fooking scam to get bank details innit?

 

[gbg]

Send us some screen shots of ladies you want to match with or vice versa on whatever site you go with. We can play hot or not.

 

[Will there be snacks]

Now more than ever it’s important to stay up to date on the latest styles.

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nasty drip

 

[Will there be snacks]

Is that @MagnumDong?

I couldn't stuff my giant pepis' in those pants if I wanted to.

 

[Will there be snacks]

If she fucks you on the first date and tells you she never does this, you have herpes now.

This is what the erBB is all about. People helping people.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

So, I should tell the tinderette’s I have a hair piece? Before or after Dee cum?