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hal9000

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Sorry but NJ does a pretty good job on its own curating hits shitholiness.

But I commend Hal, he’s done a really good job at getting under your skin. He owns you.

I very much prefer "Working Class people, Springsteen Country" (where I live) to "Gaudy Summer homes" adjacent to "Ghetto in the woods".

You shouldn't pay me to live IN Ocean County, much less SOUTH of OC. Fvckin south Jersey rock-eaters.
 
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mundus

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I very much prefer "Working Class people, Springsteen Country" (where I live) to "Gaudy Summer homes" adjacent to "Ghetto in the woods".

You shouldn't pay me to live IN Ocean County, much less SOUTH of OC. Fvckin south Jersey rock-eaters.
Spent time is both areas, surf is better on lBI but stuff gets super weird in winter. I will say the white trash Philly wildwood crowd is as bad as it gets.
 
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Ifallalot

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LOL so you went from the hard line that the government can’t do a damn thing right to it can be either way.

clown world.
Are you that stupid or is your gotcha game clouding your brain again?

We're seeing the original plan of the founders working correctly, ie, the states having their own decision making powers

At the same time, we're seeing how government never does anything right acted out in 50 states simultaneously

Clown
 

hal9000

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Spent time is both areas, surf is better on lBI but stuff gets super weird in winter. I will say the white trash Philly wildwood crowd is as bad as it gets.

Also,

Do you really want to live in a place where people try and grow lawns in sugar sand?

OC and LBI are the only two boardwalks in NJ where you can't even get a decent slice of pizza.

Mack and Manco's (Sorry.....Manco and Manco's now, since the one owner went to jail for mafioso sh!t).....has to be the most overrated thing on that entire boardwalk. It's like a piece of pita bread with ketchup and cheddar cheese barely melted on top.

Seriously, I went there and bought a slice last summer and the seagulls wouldn't even try to steal it from me.

The only thing worse than that place is the shitty boardwalk cheese steaks.
 

Ifallalot

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Also,

Do you really want to live in a place where people try and grow lawns in sugar sand?

OC and LBI are the only two boardwalks in NJ where you can't even get a decent slice of pizza.

Mack and Manco's (Sorry.....Manco and Manco's now, since the one owner went to jail for mafioso sh!t).....has to be the most overrated thing on that entire boardwalk. It's like a piece of pita bread with ketchup and cheddar cheese barely melted on top.

Seriously, I went there and bought a slice last summer and the seagulls wouldn't even try to steal it from me.

The only thing worse than that place is the shitty boardwalk cheese steaks.
You would hate West Coast pizza
 
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I do hate west coast pizza, but I also don't complain about it when and if I eat it, because it's my own damn fault.

It's like a west coaster coming to NJ and complaining about our shitty burritos. Why did you order it, you knew what you were getting into when you ordered this thing?
halibut > hal9000

I also recommend the Dungeness Crab as well as the Mexican you already noted. With the exception of Baja-style fish tacos; hard pass no thanks that sh!t is straight ass.

Next time in in LA for any length of time I need to hit something Asian I wouldn't get in Florida. We have some Thai and Indian and I like the pho place in Winter but there has to be like some Korean or some sh!t I don't really get in my neighborhood that's all kinds of bomb.
 

hal9000

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halibut > hal9000

I also recommend the Dungeness Crab as well as the Mexican you already noted. With the exception of Baja-style fish tacos; hard pass no thanks that sh!t is straight ass.

Next time in in LA for any length of time I need to hit something Asian I wouldn't get in Florida. We have some Thai and Indian and I like the pho place in Winter but there has to be like some Korean or some sh!t I don't really get in my neighborhood that's all kinds of bomb.

I'll definitely check out those recommendations. Just for the halibut!!


But back to Ocean Shitty boardwalk. Imagine trying to enjoy a nice walk with your family but there's a carnival barker every 15 feet and a fvckin Mummer Parade every 5 minutes. Who could live like that?
 

mundus

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Also,

Do you really want to live in a place where people try and grow lawns in sugar sand?

OC and LBI are the only two boardwalks in NJ where you can't even get a decent slice of pizza.

Mack and Manco's (Sorry.....Manco and Manco's now, since the one owner went to jail for mafioso sh!t).....has to be the most overrated thing on that entire boardwalk. It's like a piece of pita bread with ketchup and cheddar cheese barely melted on top.

Seriously, I went there and bought a slice last summer and the seagulls wouldn't even try to steal it from me.

The only thing worse than that place is the shitty boardwalk cheese steaks.
No boardwalks on LBi, and there are some good cheese steaks.
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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I'll definitely check out those recommendations. Just for the halibut!!


But back to Ocean Shitty boardwalk. Imagine trying to enjoy a nice walk with your family but there's a carnival barker every 15 feet and a fvckin Mummer Parade every 5 minutes. Who could live like that?
I mean if you don't like shellfish like lobster, stone crab claws, etc. then Dungeness would likewise be a discard, and I'd say the same about halibut; if you don't like swordfish or cobia, don't bother.

Ocean City and Seaside Heights are what they are. I know lots of people from Georgia and Florida think Jax Beach is the white trash capital of the universe and they claim St. Augustine like someone dropped Vienna or Florence onto the beach.

I thought Casino Pier was the complete boss sh!t when I was 7. I couldn't understand how my parents weren't into it. That place had sugary drinks and an arcade with Pole Position (the mark of every good establishment circa 1980s Jersey Shore in my opinion was the existence of Pole Position arcade or lack thereof).
 
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halibut > hal9000

I also recommend the Dungeness Crab as well as the Mexican you already noted. With the exception of Baja-style fish tacos; hard pass no thanks that sh!t is straight ass.

Next time in in LA for any length of time I need to hit something Asian I wouldn't get in Florida. We have some Thai and Indian and I like the pho place in Winter but there has to be like some Korean or some sh!t I don't really get in my neighborhood that's all kinds of bomb.
I will help you on your way with this right here:


Ridiculously good. Lao sausage, crispy fried rice, larb, Lao papaya salad, pad se ew, trout, catfish dishes, all of it better than anything you have ever had before. Knock it all back with a couple Lao Dark beers.

Be very wary of how high the spice you want. A 3 here is a generic Thai chain 10. They will murder your soul (not to mention your rectum) if you cockily order a 10.
 

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People are being denied their livelihoods

the justification is increasingly strained

Which is a valid thing to be mad about. The problem are entitled twats like iFall who are mad because they can't surf or go to Applebees.
 
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