Sorry but NJ does a pretty good job on its own curating hits shitholiness.
But I commend Hal, he’s done a really good job at getting under your skin. He owns you.
I very much prefer "Working Class people, Springsteen Country" (where I live) to "Gaudy Summer homes" adjacent to "Ghetto in the woods".
You shouldn't pay me to live IN Ocean County, much less SOUTH of OC. Fvckin south Jersey rock-eaters.