Surf Ranch Pro Getting Torched

[000]

Water must be evaporating like a mofo in that heat. Wonder how much it takes just to keep the pool at the same level.

its hollower at low tide

ps, i wonder how shallow they could make it where its still plenty surfable

i reckon they just pump in water from the lake next door

 

[mundus]

Not like Ca has water problems.

 

[EastCoastBrah]

I put it on as a distraction while I worked. I watched three waves and turned it off. Unwatchable repetition narrated by nasally brospeak drivel

same

 

[sdsrfr]

smart folks will nix their coach for this event and bring in a choreographer instead.

this is a figure skating / gymnastics type event and the only mental headgame is against the wave, not the contestants.

 

[Woke AF]

Next year's upgrade will have the skaters surfers choose their music to go with the routine and complimentary costumes for lefts and rights. Since style has no place in the wsl scoring, artistic expression will be the final element in the greatest show and wave on earth's downfall.
nothing wrong, just a better show

 

[VonMeister]

Not like Ca has water problems.

Why does excess adipose tissue and anger go hand in hand?

 

[000]

its so fast down the line that nobody gets vertical

 

[000]

kinda weird how wade charmichael is sponsored by rusty but using merrick fins with the logos very visible

 

[sdsrfr]

Next year's upgrade will have the skaters surfers choose their music to go with the routine and complimentary costumes for lefts and rights. Since style has no place in the wsl scoring, artistic expression will be the final element in the greatest show and wave on earth's downfall.
nothing wrong, just a better show

rides will be prescored based on the choreography for a perfect ride.

pick the routine based on degree of difficulty.

 

[000]

think jordy is hand shaping blanks or just fine tuning computer shapes?

 

[000]

seth, who probably has the smallest board, is fitting in the pocket best

madonna, predictably, lookin like the man to beat

 

[Autoprax]

Would it be possible to surf into the net?

I would do that.

 

[jkb]

Mediner is already guaranteed to be in the final 5.

 

[toowalled]

Watched one wave and Boards are still too long .The future of pool surfing is little waveskate type boards that fit in tight spaces And can be flipped and rotated easier.

 

[EastCoastBrah]

when will they institute instant replay challenges?

 

[urchined]

think jordy is hand shaping blanks or just fine tuning computer shapes?

Finishing computer cuts I bet

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

Watched one wave and Boards are still too long .The future of pool surfing is little waveskate type boards that fit in tight spaces And can be flipped and rotated easier.

Yup. Like the strapped kite boards, square and two fins on each end, so they can surf them in both directions.

Until they're doing carving 360°'s on the wave face to barrel and coming out switch.... Yawn!

 

[Ranga]

I've said it before and I'm firm in my position: girls attempting to talk about surfing like douchey downbros is just the cringiest. Almost as bad as when the downbros do it.

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

Is Rosey preggers?

 

[GromsDad]

Is Rosey preggers?

Ian is a lucky guy and a hell of a surfer.
She just popped one out a few months ago.