Sir:
It seems the Chinamen have finally accomplished their revenge vis-a-vis opium. I have a personal connection to this matter as I once, many years ago, was compelled to rescue my valet from a filthy opium den in Rangoon. I am proud to note that he is currently the proud owner of a splendid set of dentures made entirely from rhinoceros tusk. He occasionally attempts to steal Dame Ocean’s morphine and I am forced to flog him with my shoe, but this is a minor inconvenience.
Godspeed,
SWO
It seems the Chinamen have finally accomplished their revenge vis-a-vis opium. I have a personal connection to this matter as I once, many years ago, was compelled to rescue my valet from a filthy opium den in Rangoon. I am proud to note that he is currently the proud owner of a splendid set of dentures made entirely from rhinoceros tusk. He occasionally attempts to steal Dame Ocean’s morphine and I am forced to flog him with my shoe, but this is a minor inconvenience.
Godspeed,
SWO