Sir: Have the Democrats declared jihad?

Billy Ocean

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I understand this is a ploy of Mohammedans who perceive offense to their god.

Please clarify.

Regards,

Sir William Ocean
 

Billy Ocean

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Sir:

During my tour of the Raj I saw many Mohammedans. Once, one of these men slipped past my Hindoo escort, who was subsequently hung. To congratulate him, I suggested he join me for a cocktail at the embassy in the evening. He declined. I later learned that gin is prohibited by the Moslem religion. I am unsure about brandy. Upon learning of this, I quickly realized how closely I had come to having a “jihad” declared against me. I feel fortunate to have escaped with my life. Armed with this experience, I believe I am quite qualified to identify the present “jihad” being waged by the American democrat party.

Faithfully,

SWO
 

studog

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GromsDad said:
The next step for them is violence. The level of derangement is off the charts. I fear we will see deranged leftists resort to bombings and assassinations next. We got very lucky at the Republican baseball game.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

you've lost it more than the liberal snowflakes.
 

GWS

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stu dog said:
GromsDad said:
The next step for them is violence. The level of derangement is off the charts. I fear we will see deranged leftists resort to bombings and assassinations next. We got very lucky at the Republican baseball game.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

you've lost it more than the liberal snowflakes.
:shrug:




:dancing:

 

kidfury

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GromsDad said:
The next step for them is violence. The level of derangement is off the charts. I fear we will see deranged leftists resort to bombings and assassinations next. We got very lucky at the Republican baseball game.
Speaking of sports, you all are missing some good NFL games this season.
 

NDG

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GromsDad said:
The next step for them is violence. The level of derangement is off the charts. I fear we will see deranged leftists resort to bombings and assassinations next. We got very lucky at the Republican baseball game.
one can only hope. :tomato:
 

StuAzole

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Are ANTIFA democrats? I thought they were socialists and communists and anarchists.

But I guess if ANTIFA are all Democrats, the anti-antifa must all be Republicans.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/four-california-white-supremacists-arrested-in-connection-to-deadly-charlottesville-rally

BTW, that one woman in black seemed really level headed and nice. Wonder what she was doing with the rest of those nut jobs.
 

StuAzole

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The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
 

laidback

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GWS said:
stu dog said:
GromsDad said:
The next step for them is violence. The level of derangement is off the charts. I fear we will see deranged leftists resort to bombings and assassinations next. We got very lucky at the Republican baseball game.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

you've lost it more than the liberal snowflakes.
:shrug:




:dancing:
[video:youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuMDG5RvdXs[/video]
 

Ifallalot

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StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
 

StuAzole

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ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
That's so 80's. Dems are neocons, remember? Plus the entire FBI/CIA/DOJ is (D).
 

Lance Mannion

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ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
I doubt that many of their parents would foot the bill for a civil war not to mention, time away from their iPhones would be a morale killer.
 

Ifallalot

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CharmingSophisticate said:
ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
I doubt that many of their parents would foot the bill for a civil war not to mention, time away from their iPhones would be a morale killer.
Attack the communications network and win.

If they can't selfie to say they're in battle, why even go?
 

Kento

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ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
I thought Chicago was full of armed Democrat criminals.

It must be terrifying to the conservatives because they constantly fret over it.

Make the conservatives walk unassisted and they'll be dead of heart attacks, strokes, diabetes, etc. within 2 miles.
 

Ifallalot

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Kento said:
ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
I thought Chicago was full of armed Democrat criminals.

It must be terrifying to the conservatives because they constantly fret over it.

Make the conservatives walk unassisted and they'll be dead of heart attacks, strokes, diabetes, etc. within 2 miles.
That's just people who think black = democrat

Hardcore ghetto people, and turbo white trash people, and the rest of their ilk are really politically agnostic. They ain't got time fo dat
 

Billy Ocean

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Kento said:
ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
I thought Chicago was full of armed Democrat criminals.

It must be terrifying to the conservatives because they constantly fret over it.

Make the conservatives walk unassisted and they'll be dead of heart attacks, strokes, diabetes, etc. within 2 miles.
Sir:

I must observe your failure to mention the gout, which is, as you know, a highly prestigious disease. Of the Democrat (jihadi) camp, one could not claim himself to be candid if he did not mention the vast prevalence of “AIDS”.

Regards,

Sir Billy
 

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ifallalot said:
StuAzole said:
The libs would stick it to the conservatives in a civil war no problem. That opioid crisis is really taking a bite out the redneck community lately.
Its hard to fight a war when you're anti-weapon and weak from your vegan diet
Tell it to the Viet Cong. They were weak leftists, right?