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Sir: Have the Democrats declared jihad?

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Billy Ocean

Duke status
Jan 7, 2017
19,330
2,636
113
Sir:

It seems the Chinamen have finally accomplished their revenge vis-a-vis opium. I have a personal connection to this matter as I once, many years ago, was compelled to rescue my valet from a filthy opium den in Rangoon. I am proud to note that he is currently the proud owner of a splendid set of dentures made entirely from rhinoceros tusk. He occasionally attempts to steal Dame Ocean’s morphine and I am forced to flog him with my shoe, but this is a minor inconvenience.

Godspeed,

SWO
 
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the janitor

Tom Curren status
Mar 28, 2003
12,340
1,737
113
north of the bridge
BillyOcean said:
Sir:

It seems the Chinamen have finally accomplished their revenge vis-a-vis opium. I have a personal connection to this matter as I once, many years ago, was compelled to rescue my valet from a filthy opium den in Rangoon. I am proud to note that he is currently the proud owner of a splendid set of dentures made entirely from rhinoceros tusk. He occasionally attempts to steal Dame Ocean’s morphine and I am forced to flog him with my shoe, but this is a minor inconvenience.

Godspeed,

SWO
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this is much better if you read it with Archer's voice as the protagonist
 
GromsDad

GromsDad

Duke status
Jan 21, 2014
54,820
16,683
113
West of the Atlantic. East of the ICW.
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NDG

Gerry Lopez status
Sep 28, 2013
1,047
0
0
LA
GromsDad said:
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If all the old ass white dudes in your party would turn on their hearing aids, the people in the left party wouldnt have to shout. :shrug:
 
VonMeister

VonMeister

Duke status
Apr 26, 2013
20,251
6,977
113
JOE BIDENS RAPE FINGER
NDG80 said:
GromsDad said:
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If all the old ass white dudes in your party would turn on their hearing aids, the people in the left party wouldnt have to shout. :shrug:
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Does your dad know what you do with weiners?
 
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