Question for the Jersey surfers?

[GromsDad]

So this is a call to Jersey surfers but GrossFatStupidDad’s name is mysteriously absent?

Are you saying that he doesn’t even surf?

Me???? Yea, I surf. Surfed yesterday in fact. Finally starting to surf half decent and pain free after two and a half years of rotator cuff issues. Now just need to get my wind back for surfing in a 5 mil. Its amazing how much more energy it takes to surf in a 5 mil.

 

[hal9000]

Longtime lurker....read a lot of posts on this forum and many comments on other websites on both sides of political spectrum to see who's crying, throwing tantrums, lying or to find common ground...

Anyways...was scrolling through Huffpost comment section and lo and behold Hal9000 has same lame profile on Huffpost comment section and was complaining in the same manner and writing style...same handle and profile picture...

how does he have the time to do all his posts and surf??? I know rent free...but he must be a Russian bot for sure

Have you entertained the possibility that more than one person on the internets uses the same handle and profile picture? I also don't post comments on HuffPo, it would be more futile than posting here.

 

[hal9000]

So this is a call to Jersey surfers but GrossFatStupidDad’s name is mysteriously absent?

Are you saying that he doesn’t even surf?

He only mind surfs.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

He only mind surfs.

Or he was a competitive surfer, he shapes surfboards, his kid is a ripper, and he still...surfs.

 

[GromsDad]

For the record, I provided first and second round fodder for the best local talent of the day. The contest scene was super talented in the late 80s and early 90s. Shaping is just one small piece of the puzzle. All of my kids rip.

 

[Autoprax]

Isn't the game here getting under people's skin by being irritating?

Or am I reading this wrong?

 

[Autoprax]

Or he was a competitive surfer, he shapes surfboards, his kid is a ripper, and he still...surfs.

I love this description.

using it to describe the gross fat stupid dad reminds me why I hate most surfers.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Longtime lurker....read a lot of posts on this forum and many comments on other websites on both sides of political spectrum to see who's crying, throwing tantrums, lying or to find common ground...

Anyways...was scrolling through Huffpost comment section and lo and behold Hal9000 has same lame profile on Huffpost comment section and was complaining in the same manner and writing style...same handle and profile picture...

how does he have the time to do all his posts and surf??? I know rent free...but he must be a Russian bot for sure

Not surprising.

 

[everysurfer]

I wish I was interesting enough to have a thread about me

 

[Ifallalot]

Hal is a Russian bot.

There's a human behind Hal. Mundus is the AI that just rehashes words and phrases

 

[hal9000]

Or he was a competitive surfer, he shapes surfboards, his kid is a ripper, and he still...surfs.

What passes for a good surfer in NJ is average to middling in NC or FL and too many NJ surfers suffer from Big Fish in a Little Pond Syndrome.

Nobody shapes anymore. They just feed numbers into computers and then post pics of themselves on social media holding a Skil 100.

 

[hal9000]

Isn't the game here getting under people's skin by being irritating?

Or am I reading this wrong?

Definitely. And it works remarkably well on some posters.

 

[mundus]

There's a human behind Hal. Mundus is the AI that just rehashes words and phrases

Hey, when the shoe fits, and you are quite reptitive as well.

 

[afoaf]

it's not like Hal 9000 and his visage is the most infamous characters
in what is commonly considered to be one of the best films ever made...

 

[FecalFace]

You don't...unless you consider perfectly staged campsite photo's that included the cringiest Hollister Surf Club type surf kitsch interwoven with homoerotic adventure gear, surfing.

You didn't think that when you were sending me PMs and asking for the advice on bonzers.

You're welcome.

Homophobic piece of sh!t.

 

[FecalFace]

Longtime lurker....read a lot of posts on this forum and many comments on other websites on both sides of political spectrum to see who's crying, throwing tantrums, lying or to find common ground...

Anyways...was scrolling through Huffpost comment section and lo and behold Hal9000 has same lame profile on Huffpost comment section and was complaining in the same manner and writing style...same handle and profile picture...

how does he have the time to do all his posts and surf??? I know rent free...but he must be a Russian bot for sure

So you didn't surf today because you posted here?

You can only accomplish one task that takes 10 minutes a day?

Sad.

 

[FecalFace]

I wish I was interesting enough to have a thread about me

Isn't there one on Swaylocks?

 

[FecalFace]

Me???? Yea, I surf. Surfed yesterday in fact. Finally starting to surf half decent and pain free after two and a half years of rotator cuff issues. Now just need to get my wind back for surfing in a 5 mil. Its amazing how much more energy it takes to surf in a 5 mil.

Rotator cuff issues arise from the muscle imbalance.

And being fat.

 

[GWS_2]

Definitely. And it works remarkably well on some posters.

Right? You know you knocked it out of the park when some tard devotes a thread to you that is an open whine for da big bad modewaters to ban the mean mean man!

 

[afoaf]

Isn't there one on Swaylocks?

possibly a few

he was a real hit over there!

ahahahaha

he fkd all the sacred cows

ahahahah