Question for the Jersey surfers?

thrillkicker

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Mar 16, 2009
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There seems to be a few of you posting here, right?

Has anyone ever met Hal9000? - he's the all-time leader in
posts from your state. Strange that nobody will admit to
knowing him or ever seeing him in the water or on the beach.
Where does he hang out? How old is he? Soft and fat?
Does he drive his own car?

Plus he posts as "Mundus" too. What's up with that?
17,000+ posts, mostly crybaby stuff.
He's not trying to hide something from us, is he?

Mysterioso!

:unsure:
 

$kully

Duke status
Feb 27, 2009
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Never met him, can't say anything about his surfing or not surfing but I do know that we know a lot of the same people from the music scene. Hal may be a lot of things, but he is real. Now tell us more about yourself.
 
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One-Off

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Jul 28, 2005
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There seems to be a few of you posting here, right?

Has anyone ever met Hal9000? - he's the all-time leader in
posts from your state. Strange that nobody will admit to
knowing him or ever seeing him in the water or on the beach.
Where does he hang out? How old is he? Soft and fat?
Does he drive his own car?

Plus he posts as "Mundus" too. What's up with that?
17,000+ posts, mostly crybaby stuff.
He's not trying to hide something from us, is he?

Mysterioso!

:unsure:
If you're looking for a date why don't you PM him?
 

mundus

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Feb 26, 2018
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Everything is conspiracy to you people huh? I am not Hal and have never met him in person. Now do your teammate gromsdad?
 
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GromsDad

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Jan 21, 2014
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West of the Atlantic. East of the ICW.
There seems to be a few of you posting here, right?

Has anyone ever met Hal9000? - he's the all-time leader in
posts from your state. Strange that nobody will admit to
knowing him or ever seeing him in the water or on the beach.
Where does he hang out? How old is he? Soft and fat?
Does he drive his own car?

Plus he posts as "Mundus" too. What's up with that?
17,000+ posts, mostly crybaby stuff.
He's not trying to hide something from us, is he?

Mysterioso!

:unsure:
Best I can tell is he's a ward of the state and does not surf.
 

hal9000

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Jan 30, 2016
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Urbana, Illinois
There seems to be a few of you posting here, right?

Has anyone ever met Hal9000? - he's the all-time leader in
posts from your state. Strange that nobody will admit to
knowing him or ever seeing him in the water or on the beach.
Where does he hang out? How old is he? Soft and fat?
Does he drive his own car?

Plus he posts as "Mundus" too. What's up with that?
17,000+ posts, mostly crybaby stuff.
He's not trying to hide something from us, is he?

Mysterioso!

:unsure:

-Nobody has ever met me, at least not anyone on the politics forum. A few people can verify that we know some of the same posters.

-I hang out on teh interwebs, obvi.

-I'm old enough that I should know better than to argue with strange men on a messageboard, but yet here we are.

-Not sure what you mean by soft and fat or why you're interested in that trait.

-My mommy drives me everywhere still.

-Thanks for letting me live up there rent-free.
 

hal9000

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Jan 30, 2016
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Urbana, Illinois
Never met him, can't say anything about his surfing or not surfing but I do know that we know a lot of the same people from the music scene. Hal may be a lot of things, but he is real. Now tell us more about yourself.

True.

He knows a guy who punched me once who's now a Hell's Angel. Hardest punch I ever took, right in the forehead.

I'll PM you....you know the guy.
 
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VonMeister

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Apr 26, 2013
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So this is a call to Jersey surfers but GrossFatStupidDad’s name is mysteriously absent?

Are you saying that he doesn’t even surf?
You don't...unless you consider perfectly staged campsite photo's that included the cringiest Hollister Surf Club type surf kitsch interwoven with homoerotic adventure gear, surfing.
 

Dekerwild

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Jul 28, 2017
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Longtime lurker....read a lot of posts on this forum and many comments on other websites on both sides of political spectrum to see who's crying, throwing tantrums, lying or to find common ground...

Anyways...was scrolling through Huffpost comment section and lo and behold Hal9000 has same lame profile on Huffpost comment section and was complaining in the same manner and writing style...same handle and profile picture...

how does he have the time to do all his posts and surf??? I know rent free...but he must be a Russian bot for sure
 
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