'He stalked me two times IRL! Twice! He talked to me two times! Twice! Out loud! In person! TWICE! '
We've all read some variation of the above at least 20-30 times. Or more.
"Precious little feelings" and "come out of the house bulletproof every morning" aside (Is that a threat? lol) do what you want. I suppose it's entertaining. At least it was. It's getting old though. At least it is for me. If you want to follow someone around insulting them all day, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year, if you get some pushback somewhere down the line, handle it in private. The whining about "stalking" is more than a little pathetic. The drama is getting old. Maybe I'm the one that should take a break? Probably so.
Have fun and carry on. Obviously this does something for you...