I feel stupider already. Much stupider.

[sponge]

My wife loves reality shows; I love surfing. So we enjoy watching it together. Kind of cheesy, but fun. Better than Bachelor/Bachelorette. Zeke is a beast! Guess it'll all be over after next week.

Zeke, Maks, 3/12/21.

 

[000]

this show has made me so stupid i just realized its got 2 episodes per week

for the doubles surfing, they set the wave to slow and flat
ridiculous how theyre trying to make riding those waves so dramatic with crowd reactions

 

[CutnSnip]

i admit ive been watching, aint nothing else on TV right now. they edit the waves so weird. never show the top barrel section whatso ever.. they only surfing half the wave?

 

[sponge]

Check your brain in at the door, and it can be amusing.

Episode 6: "Bitches will be bitches!"

Believe it'll be over after next week, probably after the WSL Finals.

 

[000]

the bachelorette crossover was major cringe
then a floater contest in a wave with no floater section
hmmm make pros look like kooks
koas really been hamming it up for the camera, playin the game
oh think of the career opportunities...

 

[000]

captain combover, u arent fooling anyone, u r as bald as slater



ps: anyone notice the sound effects for every turn??????????

 

[sponge]

ps: anyone notice the sound effects for every turn??????????

I did. With the train creating the wave and the jetski shooting video, there is no way the turns would be audible. Again, check your brain in at the door.

 

[sponge]

the bachelorette crossover was major cringe
then a floater contest in a wave with no floater section
hmmm make pros look like kooks
koas really been hamming it up for the camera, playin the game
oh think of the career opportunities...

Coincidentally, Bachelor in Paradise (that my wife religiously watches) is currently going through a controversy with contestants scheming to gain IG followers.

Brendan Morais And Pieper James Lose Over 95k IG Followers In 72 Hours

Bachelor Nation fans made their opinions very clear after ‘BiP’ week 4.

www.womenshealthmag.com

 

[000]

does wardos kid seem crazy to u?
i say yes she does

 

[sponge]

does wardos kid seem crazy to u?
i say yes she does

She does seem a bit intense. Of course need to remember that these reality shows can portray you however they want. She definitely seems to be the lone wolf villainess.

Listening to the Lineup (WSL) podcast on the show, she comes across as articulate and seems to understand it was a game. Was impressed to learn that she has a comms degree from USC. She also stated that she essentially was raised by teenagers (self-awareness statement).

I saw her when she was 14 caddying for her dad at some sizable Sunset Beach. Don't know her of course.

 

[sdsrfr]

I recall before the show going on air her saying she may come off looking bad and the producers got in her head.

sounded like the typical reality tv drama stirred up by the producers and edited for maximum effect.

that siad, I couldnt imagine her childhood was anything close to normal. both Mom and Pop are a little, if not more, off axis.

 

[McHatin]

I think Malia Ward would come across as the most interesting personality to a more general audience (non-surfers)

usually these shows tend to flesh out those who have some camera presence and I think that would be her

 

[mundus]

I recall before the show going on air her saying she may come off looking bad and the producers got in her head.

sounded like the typical reality tv drama stirred up by the producers and edited for maximum effect.

that siad, I couldnt imagine her childhood was anything close to normal. both Mom and Pop are a little, if not more, off axis.

That she turned out as well as it seems is a feather in her cap and a bit of a surprise.

 

[elcalvo]

Why do they wear leashes when they only get to ride one wave?

 

[rowjimmytour]

Why do they wear leashes when they only get to ride one wave?

Its a G rated tv series

 

[000]

leashes are required at sr

also i reckon both malias parents are a tad nuts so she should be too

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Haven't seen the show but my in-person observations of Malia is she seems off.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

filthy rich mom, crazy dad. what could go wrong?

 

[Autoprax]

This society can make girls go crazy.

Especially when there are lot of resources to be had.

I used to be down on how the Mexicans treated their women like sh!t but I get it now.

 

[LifeOnMars]

filthy rich mom, crazy dad. what could go wrong?

wasn't she a trophy ho for some billionaire?