Buy $50 worth of stuff that you can use to p!ss him off.... Like $50 worth of roosters....
1ss him off......
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Dealing with unwanted gifts/bribes
- Thread starter casa_mugrienta
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1ss him off......
The gift cards are for Bed Bath and Jihad.
Casa what happens if you kick the door in holding a decent sized kitchen cutlery knife with some dead animal pieces still on it and The Crazy in your eyes, asking who needs to die first?
Only half-joking. I took a similar tack with parking issues and now, no problems. I have had enough landlords with "live in property managers" aka their alcoholic asshole buddies who invariably start bilking the rent, then ghost, and the locks get changed, and us tenants get extorted by the landlord because we need our clothes/sleep/running water to be presentable employees. The police tell me to go to court, get a judge to say I was wrongfully locked out, then they'll open the door for me.
That shady sh!t goes both ways. Almost every one of these people complains that I put "January Rent" in the check's memo. You try and try to be cordial, but eventually, you need the threat of psycho Hannibal Lecter sacrificial art installation graphic murder to keep the shitheels in line.
Nobody cares their fire pit is flooding your apartment with smoke until, instead of closing your windows to the smoke, you just leave with the smoke alarm going haywire, they half-heartedly apologize like you're going to close your windows, and you just say oh it's no worries I won't be around to hear it, have a good one! They don't want the fire dept citing them for the fire pit.
I like several of the suggestions.
1. Blow the cash/card, then tell the guy you considered that a payment on his existing tab and he has no credit/deposit.
2. Return the cards and be honest about it
Only half-joking. I took a similar tack with parking issues and now, no problems. I have had enough landlords with "live in property managers" aka their alcoholic asshole buddies who invariably start bilking the rent, then ghost, and the locks get changed, and us tenants get extorted by the landlord because we need our clothes/sleep/running water to be presentable employees. The police tell me to go to court, get a judge to say I was wrongfully locked out, then they'll open the door for me.
That shady sh!t goes both ways. Almost every one of these people complains that I put "January Rent" in the check's memo. You try and try to be cordial, but eventually, you need the threat of psycho Hannibal Lecter sacrificial art installation graphic murder to keep the shitheels in line.
Nobody cares their fire pit is flooding your apartment with smoke until, instead of closing your windows to the smoke, you just leave with the smoke alarm going haywire, they half-heartedly apologize like you're going to close your windows, and you just say oh it's no worries I won't be around to hear it, have a good one! They don't want the fire dept citing them for the fire pit.
I like several of the suggestions.
1. Blow the cash/card, then tell the guy you considered that a payment on his existing tab and he has no credit/deposit.
2. Return the cards and be honest about it
I worked for a guy doing landscaping and he didn't pay me for a month.
Then I stopped working for him and then he didn't pay me for three months.
I was calling an asking nicely.
His wife takes one of the calls and says LEAVE US ALONE!
I went to the labour board and they gave him a court date to fight my claim.
Check was in the mail that week.
Then I stopped working for him and then he didn't pay me for three months.
I was calling an asking nicely.
His wife takes one of the calls and says LEAVE US ALONE!
I went to the labour board and they gave him a court date to fight my claim.
Check was in the mail that week.
funny you say that. My good friend is a muslim from Egypt and he works at BB&B.
I had a student from egypt.
She was so smoking hot and she had one of those eygption type names, I can't remember.
But oh my god.
I would just look at her and it would take my breathe away.
Nothing eliminates xenophobia like hot chicks from foreign lands.
She was so smoking hot and she had one of those eygption type names, I can't remember.
But oh my god.
I would just look at her and it would take my breathe away.
Nothing eliminates xenophobia like hot chicks from foreign lands.
Trained with him yesterday.
When he stepped onto the mat I said, “back from Nashville already?”
Did she have a huge muff?I had a student from egypt.
She was so smoking hot and she had one of those eygption type names, I can't remember.
But oh my god.
I would just look at her and it would take my breathe away.
Nothing eliminates xenophobia like hot chicks from foreign lands.
Oh, wait. I’m thinking of a Persian girl.
The two prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life were Persian girls. Not sure what the muff has to do with it. They were both clean shaven so idk.
good landscapers do exist.
don't be afraid of the bush, it's making a comeback
don't be afraid of the bush, it's making a comeback
send him a rinsekit and a poster of a house wiht an ocean view!
Casa are there any immigrant women who don't speak English affected by this, preferably over 50?
Apron + meat cleaver + screaming at the top of their lungs in something like Greek or Armenian or Korean or something, gesturing at the problem(s) then at the troublemakers like the meat cleaver is some kind of presentation stylus or laser pointer pen.
Apron + meat cleaver + screaming at the top of their lungs in something like Greek or Armenian or Korean or something, gesturing at the problem(s) then at the troublemakers like the meat cleaver is some kind of presentation stylus or laser pointer pen.
That Chevron on the corner of Park Drive/Soquel Blvd..... All of their meat is Halall..... Tastes like meat to me....
Afghani for me...dark hair, green eyes and fcking stunning. Her husband knew it too.