cart narc

_____

Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
6,910
3,176
113
When I was a grom I found and rolled a bowling ball down a looooong and steep downhill road. It went guaranteed about 1 mile, and if it travelled as the road was designed, it hit the freeway onramp, and would have easily gone 3-5 miles or more and really fast.:ban:
 

TangTonic

Nep status
Feb 24, 2011
778
633
93
This is what this guy spends his time doing?

What has society come to that people actually decide they will harass people for not putting carts away and film it for fun. And even worse is you have people who watch this for entertainment.

The world as a whole is entirely too bored with life. This is why you have porn, TV, junk food, and stupid things like this that pass as comedy.
 
  • Like
Reactions: redrider

Kento

Duke status
Jan 11, 2002
69,157
21,631
113
The Bar
This is what this guy spends his time doing?

What has society come to that people actually decide they will harass people for not putting carts away and film it for fun. And even worse is you have people who watch this for entertainment.

The world as a whole is entirely too bored with life. This is why you have porn, TV, junk food, and stupid things like this that pass as comedy.
They need jobs.
 
  • Like
Reactions: redrider

Boneroni

Tom Curren status
Mar 5, 2012
12,114
1,947
113
44
Goleta
I thought the Staten Island one was really funny, but then when he's just talking without the accent it's annoying.
I can understand why everysingle person says to him "get a job"

Seems like a strange topic to battle for, but whatever floats your boat.
 

grapedrink

Duke status
May 21, 2011
26,274
15,046
113
A Beach
I thought the Staten Island one was really funny, but then when he's just talking without the accent it's annoying.
I can understand why everysingle person says to him "get a job"

Seems like a strange topic to battle for, but whatever floats your boat.
Yeah, people leaving shopping carts is pretty low on my list of societal nuisances.
 

theramrod

Nep status
Nov 14, 2014
613
852
93
N Cackalaki
My old boss said one day he interviewed this girl for admin assistant. That evening he went to the grocery store and saw her coming out of the store and she left her cart instead of not returning to the cart return and that made his decision to not hire her. He was torn and bummed out cause she was pretty hot, but character matters more to him.
 

Clayster

Phil Edwards status
Oct 26, 2005
5,702
1,297
113
Doing Jerky Boys bits in real life seems like a dangerous way to make a living.
Perhaps, but the extreme aggressiveness exhibited by his targets was borderline criminal. Virtually everyone of them threated him in some way, even though he was backing off. But then again, they were from NEEW YAAAWK and LA. Such charming people, especially the NEEW HAAWKERS with their lovely accents.
 

laidback

Tom Curren status
Feb 9, 2007
11,077
2,219
113
NOC
My old boss said one day he interviewed this girl for admin assistant. That evening he went to the grocery store and saw her coming out of the store and she left her cart instead of not returning to the cart return and that made his decision to not hire her. He was torn and bummed out cause she was pretty hot, but character matters more to him.
She obviously wasnt that hot
 

Sharkbiscuit

Duke status
Aug 6, 2003
26,766
19,710
113
Jacksonville Beach
Perhaps, but the extreme aggressiveness exhibited by his targets was borderline criminal. Virtually everyone of them threated him in some way, even though he was backing off. But then again, they were from NEEW YAAAWK and LA. Such charming people, especially the NEEW HAAWKERS with their lovely accents.
LOL

He could have said something about parking in a handicapped spot, gotten straight up choke slammed for mentioning it, and then killed his assailant like the guy in Florida.

I mean just look at the roadways. Florida is retarded asshole central. The next person who uses a signal light will be the first. I don't see that in New York or LA when driving there, even though it's much busier/more crowded. I'd consider returning a shopping cart kind of like using a signal light or moving out of the passing lane when done passing, and that happens way, way, way more on the 405 than it ever does in Florida.
 

casa_mugrienta

Duke status
Apr 13, 2008
43,795
18,337
113
Petak Island
What would be more interesting is if they confronted people who are stealing shopping carts.

I hate those MFers.

It only takes a few of them to ghettoize a neighborhood.
 

Sharkbiscuit

Duke status
Aug 6, 2003
26,766
19,710
113
Jacksonville Beach
Filmed in Hawaii episode, 'False Cracks in Paradise!'
Yes! Another place I'd expect immediate beatdowns.

Imagine this clown out in rural Minnesota. He'd have to wait like three weeks for someone to not return their cart, then they'd be deeply ashamed and beg him not to post it.

What would be more interesting is if they confronted people who are stealing shopping carts.

I hate those MFers.

It only takes a few of them to ghettoize a neighborhood.
They still steal the ones with the electronic wheel locks on them? I mean I get an extra shitty spot at Publix, just dragging the thing to my car (and back) is a pain in the ass.
 

_____

Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
6,910
3,176
113
What would be more interesting is if they confronted people who are stealing shopping carts.
I hate those MFers.
It only takes a few of them to ghettoize a neighborhood.
Instead of making those carts automatically freeze exactly at the perimeter of the store parking lot, they should make it like 100 or 200 yards away so they have to either push it a few feet to unlock and bring the cart back to the store and make new arrangements, or carry all the grocery bags home without the cart from that 100-200 yard perimeter.
 
  • Love
Reactions: casa_mugrienta

afoaf

Duke status
Jun 25, 2008
49,746
23,360
113
Instead of making those carts automatically freeze exactly at the perimeter of the store parking lot, they should make it like 100 or 200 yards away so they have to either push it a few feet to unlock and bring the cart back to the store and make new arrangements, or carry all the grocery bags home without the cart from that 100-200 yard perimeter.
do this, but with tar and feathers....



this guy jerks himself off a little too much, but I think it's still pretty funny!
 

ringer

Tom Curren status
Aug 2, 2002
11,357
647
113
Huntington Beach, California
The Cart Narc guy is Sebas from a morning radio show based in LA (The Woody Show on 98.7), which is also syndicated to other radio markets across the country. The guy is a certified MENSA member, and also extremely annoying, which makes him quite effective in the Cart Narc role.