cart narc

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I followed him on IG for about a week and it got too annoying, especially with that siren voice sound. Waste of time making miserable people more miserable. Can't believe he hasn't been beat to the ground by a motherfvcker having really a bad day. He's the assho!e in those videos.
 
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Kento

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I love it when carts are spread out through the parking lot. It means I can just grab one and go into the store and not have to wait for the Karens to clog the cart line looking for a manager because they can't get one separated.

BTW, it's fun to put a cart on your front bumper, accelerate to 30 mph, timely hit the brakes, and send the cart flying into a wall to explode. Oh the fun of my youth.
 

Autoprax

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I was a box boy and the manager had addresses of where people had taken carts.

So I walk into the surrounding neighborhood to steal the carts back.

I would jump the fence and take and the dogs would be trying to bite me.

It was like repoing cars.

Ah, the 70s.

The cart narc has some kind of personality/affect disorder.
 

afoaf

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I was a box boy and the manager had addresses of where people had taken carts.

So I walk into the surrounding neighborhood to steal the carts back.

I would jump the fence and take and the dogs would be trying to bite me.

It was like repoing cars.

Ah, the 70s.

The cart narc has some kind of personality/affect disorder.
I think it's a bit from a radio show

I love that lazy bones line...it's so funny the way he says it
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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Aug 6, 2003
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Publix has these electronic wheel stops that lock one of the cart's wheels if it gets out of range. I don't think the bums even know Native Sun is there with stealable carts.
 

Norm'

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I return my cart when the weather is bad, but if it's really nice out, I sometimes leave it. If I worked there, I'd rather be outside on a nice day than stuck in the store.
 
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