Who would you sponsor?

freeride76

Michael Peterson status
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Lennox Head.
a bunch of nobodies and ageing legends- build their profiles.
There's a million of them out there.

I mean like Morgan Ciblic, Jackson Baker, George Pittar to use Aus examples.
I'd find the next Molly Picklum or Caity Simmers.
 

Mr Pecker

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I would immediately sell the brand to the highest bidder and fuck right off the South Pacific until I die.
Id immediately sell the farm for 5M and fuck right off to Indo. Tuffy, you need to put some parameters on this!
 

ghost_of_lewis_samuels

Phil Edwards status
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Who do you think Bethany and Coco move product to? At least coco is still fit and puts out surf content I guess.

If you’re looking for a female to sponsor, the answer is Aelan Vaast.
Coco is our surfing content w/a lifestyle flair + deep surf world connections.
Bethany will always be inspirational and can be packaged up in to many great stories.

Aelan Vaast seems to care about competing which is a losing loss leader of a proposition
 

r32

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Coco is our surfing content w/a lifestyle flair + deep surf world connections.
Bethany will always be inspirational and can be packaged up in to many great stories.

Aelan Vaast seems to care about competing which is a losing loss leader of a proposition
Bethany? No thanks. We don't want her religious bs infecting our corporate brand.

Aelan is a cool name.
 

StuAzole

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Jan 22, 2016
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Coco is our surfing content w/a lifestyle flair + deep surf world connections.
Bethany will always be inspirational and can be packaged up in to many great stories.

Aelan Vaast seems to care about competing which is a losing loss leader of a proposition
Aelan - good surfer, smoking hot. That moves merch.

Bethany can sell bibles. Nobody is buying surf/swim gear from a stumpy-armed mother of 3 Jesus freak. Rip Curl showed you that.
 

Swallow Tail

Billy Hamilton status
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I’d pay all the top guys to quit surging. Then Id buy the WSL n force everyone left on tour to ride the same equipment at every event - water logged 8ft single fin soft tops n no leashes. Instead of a yellow leader jersey they’d get clown makeup n wig.