What to do with a stack of old Playboys?

Firebird

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Dude......you bug me.


Edit: Man, I'm sorry. That wasn't cool. That last glass of whiskey made me a little salty last night.
 
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Bayview

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This brought back memories.

Why is it common to find a bag of porn in the woods? No matter where you’re at in the world- there you are

this one time we found a bag of all dude gay porn. Plastered it allllll over this construction site. Truck windshields. Inside of portapotty.in between plywood sheets. Pages of hay porn flying in the wind like tumbleweeds.

parents never fully understood why id leave 20 minutes early for a 5 min walk to the bus stop in 6th grade
 

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This brought back memories.

Why is it common to find a bag of porn in the woods? No matter where you’re at in the world- there you are

this one time we found a bag of all dude gay porn. Plastered it allllll over this construction site. Truck windshields. Inside of portapotty.in between plywood sheets. Pages of hay porn flying in the wind like tumbleweeds.

parents never fully understood why id leave 20 minutes early for a 5 min walk to the bus stop in 6th grade
Or why you became a construction worker.
 

Chocki

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Take a Playboy whenever you go on a Baja road trip. Late '70s we got pulled over by some Federales at K55 once and they hassled the sh!t out of us and one guy grabbed his gun when they found an old pipe under the seat. No weed, just the pipe. We were shitting bricks but then they found an old Playboy (the driver kept his car in a perpetual state of filth), so they forgot all about us and took the mag and let us go. We were out of there so fast!
On my first surf trip I met a couple cats from socal that had turned this into an art form. They said they would stock up on “plaid packs”/smut mags and “bin sale” vhs pornos for bribes.

Their other strategy when being shaken down was to feign momentary poverty while stating that they had a fat bank account back in the states and happened to be in possession of their check book. They’d offer to cut whoever was hassling them a check for an ever increasing amount until the dude(s) caved to greed.

Once they were let go they’d call their bank asap and stop payment on the check.
 
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SteveT

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Take a Playboy whenever you go on a Baja road trip. Late '70s we got pulled over by some Federales at K55 once and they hassled the sh!t out of us and one guy grabbed his gun when they found an old pipe under the seat. No weed, just the pipe. We were shitting bricks but then they found an old Playboy (the driver kept his car in a perpetual state of filth), so they forgot all about us and took the mag and let us go. We were out of there so fast!
^^^THIS^^^
My buddy's dad's girlfriend was a secretary at Penthouse and she always got them a free subscription.
We always took a box down to Mainland Mex.
At the checkpoints, all we had to do was open the van doors where they could see them and we were outa' there post haste.
Mucho gracias señors!:dancing:

Also, on the Long-range fishing trips I used do years ago on the Q105, the crew brought lots of mags down and traded for lobster at places like Benitos and Cedros.
The look on their faces was priceless when they brought them out.
 

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we were like 11, messing around exploring above the la jolla bike path
found porn mags
these ones were different
kids our age were in em, and so were adults.... i didnt fully understand what i was seeing at the time...
think about the sick bastard that brought his cp to the bushes to wack off to in secret
 

Random Guy

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we were like 11, messing around exploring above the la jolla bike path
found porn mags
these ones were different
kids our age were in em, and so were adults.... i didnt fully understand what i was seeing at the time...
think about the sick bastard that brought his cp to the bushes to wack off to in secret
Jeezus, that’s fucked up
 

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we were like 11, messing around exploring above the la jolla bike path
found porn mags
these ones were different
kids our age were in em, and so were adults.... i didnt fully understand what i was seeing at the time...
think about the sick bastard that brought his cp to the bushes to wack off to in secret
You guys should have staked the place out and then lobbed a rock on the guy's head from above as soon as he popped his dick out.
 

Random Guy

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I always assumed porn was in the woods because people were getting rid of it, but didnt want to throw it in the garbage
I never thought anyone was jerking it in the woods
 
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ElOgro

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I always assumed porn was in the woods because people were getting rid of it, but didnt want to throw it in the garbage
I never thought anyone was jerking it in the woods
The first I saw was my neighbor Freddy had a stack of Playboys under a crate in his backyard. This was around 1963 or 4. His sister found them and screeched bloody catholic murder and Freddy got his ass beat. Nobody would consider that porn today.
 

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in second grade early 70s my friend and I found a stack of playboys in the woods, one day my sister that was in 6th grade caught us smoking some of our carton of cigarettes and looking at big Bush, she ratted me out and I wasn't allowed over to my friends house for 1 month, laissez faire parenting, same year on one saturday morning after cartoons my friend and I went out to explore around 9 AM, we were lost the entire day in the woods and started panicking and running through the bushes, got all scraped up, finally around 430 PM we came out on a road that we recognized from our school bus route but a few miles from our house, we made it home at dark just in time for dinner and nobody asked a question. Can you imagine today if a parent didn't know where there 7 year old was for 10 hours. be freaking helicopters flying all over.. lol no helicopter parents in the 70s.
 

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Back in High school we used them as wallpaper in our rooms at home,one wall was all surfing, Another was all playboy and hustler, Another was skateboarding and BMX!Our parents didnt give a sh!t,My Dad thought it was cool.My Mom was more worried about what happens when take it all down. :cheers: :beer: :roflmao:
 
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I always assumed porn was in the woods because people were getting rid of it, but didnt want to throw it in the garbage
I never thought anyone was jerking it in the woods
Stash spot
Had a stash in the woods behind our middle school . . . Didn’t last long :toilet:
 

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I read a medical study while sitting in a doctor's office recently that showed how the decrease in magazine pornography over the years has been one of the causes in the dramatic increase in gender identity confusion.

Maybe it's worth leaving the magazines at a local high school to help humanity? :shrug:
 
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menobrah

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I read a medical study while sitting in a doctor's office recently that showed how the decrease in magazine pornography over the years has been one of the causes in the dramatic increase in gender identity confusion.

Maybe it's worth leaving the magazines at a local high school to help humanity? :shrug:
so you are saying that magzine pornography is better than internet pornography? As the generation that made the leap from print porn to digital porn I can say I disagree with you sir....
 

LarryTate

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so you are saying that magzine pornography is better than internet pornography? As the generation that made the leap from print porn to digital porn I can say I disagree with you sir....
I don't disagree that seeing a moving labia in 4K is much better than seeing a still shot in print. However I won't disagree with science and the apparent aftermath of this transition from print to digital.
 

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I don't disagree that seeing a moving labia in 4K is much better than seeing a still shot in print. However I won't disagree with science and the apparent aftermath of this transition from print to digital.
Thats just some collateral damage...4k labia worth it imo
 
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