What is the best smell ever?

keenfish

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I'm glad you cup your hand over your ass, fart, and then cup your hand over your face, in private and in public. I'm also glad you pull the covers over your own head instead of your wife's when you fart in bed.
 

brukuns

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I'm glad you cup your hand over your ass, fart, and then cup your hand over your face, in private and in public. I'm also glad you pull the covers over your own head instead of your wife's when you fart in bed.
Actually I prefer it Al Natural. Oxygen helps oxidize the fart, effectively opening up and creating a more complex experience. Just calmly breath through your nose and try picking up the different notes. sigh.... I wish I had eggs earlier today, I'm all out of gas. Oh well.
 

elcalvo

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Salty air.
Especially early in the morning with no wind, humid air and a big swell running.
As you get near the beach, the permeating smell of the ocean is unforgettable.
It calls up all the memories of good days from the past and the anticipation of what is coming today.

It took 7 pages for someone to finally come up with the right answer?
Do any of you guys actually surf?
 
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crustBrother

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Especially early in the morning with no wind, humid air and a big swell running.
As you get near the beach, the permeating smell of the ocean is unforgettable.
It calls up all the memories of good days from the past and the anticipation of what is coming today.

It took 7 pages for someone to finally come up with the right answer?
Do any of you guys actually surf?
yes. yes it does.

so you know when you come up after duck diving a wave and the wind is blowing spray off the top of the wave and it is raining down on you?

in the tropics that wind-spray has a subtly different smell than where i'm from in CA

how to describe it?

tangy? i dunno. not sure how to describe it.

but however you describe it THAT is a great fucking smell.
 

ReForest

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Fu Wax

Un-smoked Marijuana

Fresh Epoxy Resin

Hawaiian Tropic Tanning Oil

My wifes hair when she gets out of the shower

My dog when he just got groomed

A fresh cup of coffee

A freshly cracked IPA

A Cohiba Behike 56

Fresh Leather
 
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Joshua2415

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Especially early in the morning with no wind, humid air and a big swell running.
As you get near the beach, the permeating smell of the ocean is unforgettable.
It calls up all the memories of good days from the past and the anticipation of what is coming today.

It took 7 pages replies for someone to finally come up with the right answer?
Do any of you guys actually surf?


https://forum.surfer.com/index.php?threads/what-is-the-best-smell-ever.242813/post-3923273

:computer:
 

menobrah

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The smell of bubblegum surf wax as you write split kook on the windshield of the cop car parked in the Torrance lot..
 
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