The Roberts Twonzer

[rts265]

Wonder what Malcolm would say to a alpha omega twonzer?

 

[bonzer5fin]

Work on Malcolm for a while. He may come around. Still no bat tail quads out of the Bonzer station, yet, but it's only been a little while, like 5 or 6 years.

 

[rts265]

B5 - did you ever get your bonzers glassed at stretch? how did that turn out?

 

[surfeasto]

I've got one in glassing. Considering it's a 7'3" midsize I probably won't post a picture of it. Kind of curious to see how it will go on a longer board.

post it up! a few of us here actually ride boards like that!

 

[rts265]

Should I order this in xtr or what?

What’s base price for eps from Roberts?

Really shouldn’t be ordering anything right now

 

[YakAk]

Should I order this in xtr or what?

What’s base price for eps from Roberts?

Really shouldn’t be ordering anything right now

Famous last words.

 

[rts265]

Anyone else have experience with the brofish twonzer?

Decided to sit out the xtr sale, for now....

 

[20W-50 and blood]

mi the only oen who wants an xtr bonzer octa thing for life?

 

[rts265]

I think I saw a xtr ci bonzer. Maybe a bisquik or other ci models are a possibility

 

[000]

i call this a twatzer:




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<font style="letter-spacing: -0.01em; font-size: 1.2em;">An 'intimacy coach' who can lift coconuts, household objects and even a surfboard using her vagina is encouraging other women to develop their pelvic muscles to improve their health.&nbsp;</font></p>
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[ghostshaper]

not a twatzer. looks like a twadfin to me.

and her face looks late 40's-50 to me. which skin does she claim looks younger?

 

[bordeaux]

I got to ride a Roberts Twonzer "Disco Diamond" prototype maybe a month ago, thing was so slippery fast in tiny waves. I'd definitely get one in the future.

 

[Retropete]

Apologies if this has been posted already.
Roberts discussing the twonzer design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU2uqu19wJ4

 

[ghostshaper]

Interesting to hear that he has tried them in Indo and liked them. I had a similar experience in Fiji. Would've loved to hear him talk about the overlap and rear placement. Bummed I missed him this summer when I was out there.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

not a twatzer. looks like a twadfin to me.

I’d call it a qunt.

 

[One-Off]

Question about the canard- isn't it supposed to prevent the main fin from cavitating? Wouldn't most of the cavitation happen at the tip? So shouldn't the canard be deeper?

Just thinking out loud....

 

[ghostshaper]

Question about the canard- isn't it supposed to prevent the main fin from cavitating? Wouldn't most of the cavitation happen at the tip? So shouldn't the canard be deeper?

Just thinking out loud....

I was surprised at how big the canards are on Robert's twonzer. From my own testing, I noticed that even w/ bigger canards, they still slide if placed w/ too much overlap. I really wanted to chat w/ him about his placement, but I was at the shop in the a.m. and they had no idea what time he was getting in.

From what I think I understand, the canard redirects flow onto the main fin, which increases pressure and keeps it from cavitating at a higher angle of attack at low speeds.

I gotta try to hunt down Wil and have a chat w/ him about the function of the canards. He mentioned to me that spreading the cluster will increase hold and draw out turns in bigger waves, which I knew from riding quads. When I met him in person, we talked more about bottom contours.

 

[One-Off]

Question about the canard- isn't it supposed to prevent the main fin from cavitating? Wouldn't most of the cavitation happen at the tip? So shouldn't the canard be deeper?

Just thinking out loud....

I was surprised at how big the canards are on Robert's twonzer. From my own testing, I noticed that even w/ bigger canards, they still slide if placed w/ too much overlap. I really wanted to chat w/ him about his placement, but I was at the shop in the a.m. and they had no idea what time he was getting in.

From what I think I understand, the canard redirects flow onto the main fin, which increases pressure and keeps it from cavitating at a higher angle of attack at low speeds.

I gotta try to hunt down Wil and have a chat w/ him about the function of the canards. He mentioned to me that spreading the cluster will increase hold and draw out turns in bigger waves, which I knew from riding quads. When I met him in person, we talked more about bottom contours.

I have a mid length twinzer and this past weekend was out in solid overhead surf. The board is normally (small waves) pretty loose for its size. In the solid surf, going MUCH faster it no longer felt loose at all. Maybe the canard action is only kicking in at this higher speed?

 

[ghostshaper]

Question about the canard- isn't it supposed to prevent the main fin from cavitating? Wouldn't most of the cavitation happen at the tip? So shouldn't the canard be deeper?

Just thinking out loud....

I was surprised at how big the canards are on Robert's twonzer. From my own testing, I noticed that even w/ bigger canards, they still slide if placed w/ too much overlap. I really wanted to chat w/ him about his placement, but I was at the shop in the a.m. and they had no idea what time he was getting in.

From what I think I understand, the canard redirects flow onto the main fin, which increases pressure and keeps it from cavitating at a higher angle of attack at low speeds.

I gotta try to hunt down Wil and have a chat w/ him about the function of the canards. He mentioned to me that spreading the cluster will increase hold and draw out turns in bigger waves, which I knew from riding quads. When I met him in person, we talked more about bottom contours.

I have a mid length twinzer and this past weekend was out in solid overhead surf. The board is normally (small waves) pretty loose for its size. In the solid surf, going MUCH faster it no longer felt loose at all. Maybe the canard action is only kicking in at this higher speed?

I've never experienced this, so I can't explain it. Sounds counterintuitive, though. Most boards loosen up w/ speed.

 

[twinzerfan]

I always thought of canard placement like the way sails work. The jib smooths the flow over the main sail making it more effective. If you open the slot that effectiveness changes, however as the wind increases, such as board speed, less slot is needed for same effect. But, it still has to be trimmed correctly or the sails will stall or deform (which shows the flow) and you slow down