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casa_mugrienta

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nice pic from your uni days :monkey:

5'8 is average for a northern european woman, explains your fetish with borderline midget pancake ass latinas :trout:
LOLZ

Try two years ago.

It's photo off a magnet.

Avg adult male height in the USA is 177cm (5'8)


or 5'9 per the CDC


Average adult female height is almost 5'3.

It must suck being wrong so much.
 
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LifeOnMars

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nice cherry picking outdated metrics from the last century, the average US female will be taller than you in the next few decades. time to invest in some elevator shoes or get that leg lengthening surgery :monkey:

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grapedrink

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too bad he can’t do deadlifts with his face.

old guy face on young guy body is always a weird thing. There’s a balance. Shredded old guy with a 6pk and ripped arms with an old face is like an old cougar full of fillers and botox but you can see her age in her neck and hands. It’s weird. Not saying don’t be fit, but some of these guys take it to a weird extreme.
Sounds like what someone who has resigned themselves to being fat and unhealthy for the rest of his life would say. Sad!

Dude looks healthy and probably feels and moves around better than the majority of the AARP crowd.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Sounds like what someone who has resigned themselves to being fat and unhealthy for the rest of his life would say. Sad!

Dude looks healthy and probably feels and moves around better than the majority of the AARP crowd.
Pfft

skully would absolutely school him in bong tokes AND the proper way to take a mental health daily microdose of psilocybin.
 

bird.LA

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Men who claim 5'8" are 5'7" max and therefore below average height. Men of average height claim 5'10"-6'0" despite being 5'8"-5'10". That's just the way of the world.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Men who claim 5'8" are 5'7" max and therefore below average height. Men of average height claim 5'10"-6'0" despite being 5'8"-5'10". That's just the way of the world.
I always thought I was 5'7.

Then I went to the doctor for the first time in 15 years.

Turns out I'm 5'8.

I remeasured when I got home. Same result.

I did not know people actually lied about their height until my wife's friend told she only does the dating app thing with guys that put they are 6'2 in their profile because that means the guy is around 5'11 - 6'0.

Apparently a lot of guys put 6'0 and turn out to be shorter than her (5'8).

I didn't know people were that uncomfortable with their height.
 
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bird.LA

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I always thought I was 5'7.

Then I went to the doctor for the first time in 15 years.

Turns out I'm 5'8.

I remeasured when I got home. Same result.

I did not know people actually lied about their height until my wife's friend told she only does the dating app thing with guys that put they are 6'2 in their profile because that means the guy is around 5'11 - 6'0.

Apparently a lot of guys put 6'0 and turn out to be shorter than her (5'8).

I didn't know people were that uncomfortable with their height.
Yeah, the only men you can trust to report accurately are those 6'5"+ TBH.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Yeah, the only men you can trust to report accurately are those 6'5"+ TBH.
Probably.

A lot of women can't get along with that.

I know a guy who is 6'7. He finds a way to tell people he's never met ahead of time just to skip the "whoa you're really tall" thing that gets old.