College, took a 'health' class to meet those GE requirements. Professor was quirky as fuck but kind of funny too. He shocked everyone first day of class.
He starts lecturing and then asks if anyone is a smoker? A few kids raise their hands. Professor then said he encourages smokers to smoke non-stop. Said he wants every smoker to smoke 24/7, as many packs as they can, every waking hour. Don't stop. And when they start to feel sick, keep going.
Said they were going to die a miserable death anyway, so why not just get it over with and save tax payers money, save hospitals the time in dealing with your smoking related illnesses, save your family from heartache of a long drag out health decline, save your kids and loved ones from ever breathing your nasty clothes and air, and save everyone a lot money in the long run because you'll die faster.
Class was stunned and it was fucking hilarious how uncomfortable everyone was.