chatGPT utterly failed at writing a humorous version of this song where the singer is literally stuck in the ground in lodi because they jumped out of a plane and the parachute failed to open
From Copilot (Microsoft's AI)
You
write a humorous version of Lodi song by Creedence Clearwater Revival about a guy being stuck in Lodi because his parachute did not open
Copilot
Certainly! Here’s a lighthearted twist on the classic
“Lodi” by Creedence Clearwater Revival, inspired by your request:
(To the tune of “Lodi”)
(Verse 1) Well, I was jumpin’ out of planes, oh so high, With my parachute strapped on, reachin’ for the sky. But fate had other plans, it seems, My chute didn’t open, shattered all my dreams.
(Chorus) Oh, stuck in Lodi again, Just a skydiver with no luck to defend. I’ve got my ripped jumpsuit and a bruised behind, Lodi, Lodi, won’t you be kind?
(Verse 2) The wind whistled past, my heart skipped a beat, As I plummeted down, my life flashing on repeat. I thought, “This ain’t how I planned my day, Guess I’ll be hangin’ out in Lodi, come what may.”
(Chorus) Oh, stuck in Lodi again, No golden parachute, just a bruised shin. The locals stare as I land in the square, Lodi, Lodi, do you even care?
(Bridge) I tried to hitch a ride on a tractor or two, But they all drove off, leaving me feeling blue. The vineyards mocked me, the grapes whispered, “Hey, You’re the only fruit falling from the sky today!”
(Chorus) Oh, stuck in Lodi again, My parachute’s a souvenir, my pride’s in the bin. I’ll sip some wine and nurse my pride, Lodi, Lodi, take me for a wild ride.
(Outro) So here I am, grounded in this little town, Where the jukebox plays CCR, and the sun goes down. If you see me at the local bar, raise a glass, To the guy who fell from the sky, and landed in Lodi at last.
Disclaimer: No parachutes were harmed in the making of this song.