Male feminists gather in Aspen to discuss how to fix heterosexual white men

[Kento]

It’s not that I don’t like Porsches

It’s just that I’m aware of why most men buy them

It’s not because they’re going to be driving 140 on the Autobahn

Ah yes the mid-life crisis mobile.

It's always good to have a car that goes 0-60 in 4 seconds despite the slow reflexes that dictate a more realistic 0-1 in 3 seconds.

 

[GDaddy]

What cracks me up about the drive towards "fixing toxic masculinity" is that it's based on the idea that men should to be more like women so that women can more effectively compete.

If you can take it then you're welcome to have it, same as anyone else. If you need someone to give it to you it's only because you were incapable of taking it on your own.

Real men don't think like you.

Learn that from your dad, did you?

 

[VonMeister]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Do you mind the being gay part or is it worth it for the convenience of a smaller car?

 

[Ifallalot]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Not sure on euro car thing

See, eg, Porsche

If you don't like Porsche, your dick if fine but your brain is tiny.

This is one of those times where FF and I are in complete agreement.

That 911 is :facelick:

 

[VonMeister]

A neighbor of mine just brought home a 2018 911 Turbo. BEAST yet totally daily drivable.

 

[Autoprax]

The 9/11 is my dream car.

I've liked those things from when I was little kid.

Aren't the new ones 120 Gs?

 

[Autoprax]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Do you mind the being gay part or is it worth it for the convenience of a smaller car?

It's not an either/or issue for me.

 

[FecalFace]

Dougy is driving a lifted truck.

You need to put all that testosterone somewhere.

 

[Autoprax]

I don't think I have ever wondered about the penis size of other men and further, tried to categorize such on the basis of the automobile they are driving.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Dinky.

I don't worry. I feel sad for them.

 

[FecalFace]

Dougy and GDad:

 

[$kully]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Not sure on euro car thing

See, eg, Porsche

If you don't like Porsche, your dick if fine but your brain is tiny.

Singer!!!

For those that don't know...

http://singervehicledesign.com

 

[Billy Ocean]

The Hoff video above is insane

 

[Billy Ocean]

I would also like a car that’s good for sliding across the hood, Dukes of Hazard style

 

[Ifallalot]

The 9/11 is my dream car.

I've liked those things from when I was little kid.

Aren't the new ones 120 Gs?

Supposedly the new Cayman S (midengined smaller, cheaper thing) would outperform the 911 if Porsche didn't detune it to keep the marquee nameplate the big dog

 

[FecalFace]

The 9/11 is my dream car.

I've liked those things from when I was little kid.

Aren't the new ones 120 Gs?

Supposedly the new Cayman S (midengined smaller, cheaper thing) would outperform the 911 if Porsche didn't detune it to keep the marquee nameplate the big dog

To me, the new Cayman S is more pleasing to the eye than the new 911.

80's 911s are a different story. :facelick:

 

[Ifallalot]

The 9/11 is my dream car.

I've liked those things from when I was little kid.

Aren't the new ones 120 Gs?

Supposedly the new Cayman S (midengined smaller, cheaper thing) would outperform the 911 if Porsche didn't detune it to keep the marquee nameplate the big dog

To me, the new Cayman S is more pleasing to the eye than the new 911.

80's 911s are a different story. :facelick:

Yes!

 

[Billy Ocean]

Pretty sure male feminists would have a problem with all of this Porsche worship

How many Porsche owners are letting their side pieces drive vs demanding road head from said side piece??

 

[the janitor]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Not sure on euro car thing

See, eg, Porsche

If you don't like Porsche, your dick if fine but your brain is tiny.

The cars are fantastic, but 911 drivers were by far the most demanding and yet worst tippers I ever encountered.

 

[hammies]

It’s unbelievable the amount of privilege men have,” said McBee, whose book, a memoir of his life as a trans man, is coming out later this summer. Many men, he stressed, are hurting, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be held accountable for the pain they cause others because they’re hurting; what they lack is emotional resilience and, perhaps, “feminine social skills.”

WTF is this pile of horseshit?

 

[Surfdog]

Not an SUV, a big truck.

Big truck = small dick.

Who doesn't know that?

I always drive little faggoty european cars.

That's right.

My c0ck is huge!

It's like science.

Hmmmm.

I've concurrently owned a big GMC long bed 2500HD extended cab and a Honda Insight at the same time. We could probably load the Insight in the back of the 2500HD long bed.

Does that mean I have a long skinny dick, or a short beer can dick?

As for Porsche owners, I've rarely seen one owned for more than a few years before they dump them off on someone with "hidden" mechanical or electrical problems. Or, willing to throw plenty of $$$ keeping them usable.