The worst public bathroom is the one at Oceanside Harbor right by the boat ramp.
We were putting in one morning early but there were no spaces available for the truck and boat trailer this morning so I had to drive it over to the overflow lot a ways away.
Then I had to hoof it back to the ramp but on the way back it hit me and I was afraid I might fill my diaper on the walk back.
Once I got there I immediately went into the bathroom and to my dismay it was an open no doors situation with a stainless steel wall mounted toilet with no seat on it.
It was early enough that there was no one there so I went for it.
Because of the toilet situation I just dropped my draws and kind of hovered but I was at an angle as a result of not wanting to place my butt on the seat and I let it fly.
I reached back to wipe my ass and when I came forward with the wipe I noticed I had sh!t all over the top of my forearm. I was mortified thinking I had some hobos poop on my arm but I had to keep going so I went back in for another swipe.
Same thing again. My arm is covered and smeared with hobo sh!t or so I thought.
The reality was that because of the angle of my trajectory all my poop had been plastered on the back of the bowl rim so every time I went for a wipe I was getting my own poop smeared on my arm.
It was horrific.
I cleaned up the best I could and then went to the boat where I scrubbed my arm with boat soap until I felt like I was good to go fishing.
Next time I will just sh!t off the back of the boat once we clear the harbor.