Laird Hamilton plastic surgery

[Chocki]

i don’t know. pretty happy with how I look these days. Been a Long fat unhealthy road. Lost 90 pounds since I quit drinking and started living well…., 50 of those pounds in the first few months of the lock downs. Literally recreated myself. Still getting used to not being a fat guy and it’s been nearly 3 years

like I said, maybe a turkey waddle tuck in my 70s

Good for you bro. That’s no joke either. I wish I could say the same about my self confidence as Father Time catches up with me. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about flying to Korea to get some of the wrinkles taken out of the old egg satchel. I’m cool with how low they hang but I’d love it if I could get my ball sack to have a more youthful streamlined appearance.

 

[Subway]

So you’re saying Seoul is the spot for low cost high quality nipping and tucking?

 

[keenfish]

So you’re saying Seoul is the spot for low cost high quality nipping and tucking?

Well.. according to Chocki it's a good spot to have your balls cut off if that is what you are looking for?

 

[ghostshaper]

Well.. according to Chocki it's a good spot to have your balls cut off if that is what you are looking for?

Gotta be a vet nearby

 

[Northern_Shores]

Gotta be a vet nearby

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

i don’t know. pretty happy with how I look these days. Been a Long fat unhealthy road. Lost 90 pounds since I quit drinking and started living well…., 50 of those pounds in the first few months of the lock downs. Literally recreated myself. Still getting used to not being a fat guy and it’s been nearly 3 years

like I said, maybe a turkey waddle tuck in my 70s

Awesome.

 

[PRCD]

Awesome.

If you do nothing about the turkey waddle, it can go several ways: looking like a turkey, looking like a toad, or looking like a sandworm of Dune. None of these are desirable.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

If you do nothing about the turkey waddle, it can go several ways: looking like a turkey, looking like a toad, or looking like a sandworm of Dune. None of these are desirable.

Yes.

Btw, that other stuff he said about weight loss and drinking was pretty cool too.

 

[Pico]

Lairds clean. Your all fcuking jelly!

 

[Chocki]

So you’re saying Seoul is the spot for low cost high quality nipping and tucking?

The opposition bro. Beau coup dolores. But they’re the leaders in experimental anti aging surgery. Dr Leslie Chow is the best. He works with all the KPop stars to keep them from aging out of the industry Logan’s Run style for as long as possible

Post surgery I’m looking at up to a 60% reduction in sack wrinkles. So stocked to have the ball bag of a 20 year old again

 

[brukuns]

TMZ has come to the erBB.

All I know is something clicked after I turned 40. Been running 3x a week... not eating a lot, barely any sweets... and each week I'm a little heavier WTF?!

Almost ready to embrace my dad bod... don't think it's going away anymoah...

 

[Sharky]

fvvk that. I've earned every wrinkle, every line.

Yeah, I got some pre cancerous stuff burned off my face last week. The dermatologist suggested I let him laser my entire face thus eradicating the brown spots/blood vessels etc. So I did?

Like a baby's bottom!!!

Does this mean I have to dump the wife and start trolling for new prospects?

 

[brukuns]

Yeah, I got some pre cancerous stuff burned off my face last week. The dermatologist suggested I let him laser my entire face thus eradicating the brown spots/blood vessels etc. So I did?

Like a baby's bottom!!!

Does this mean I have to dump the wife and start trolling for new prospects?

I fail to understand while would anyone leave their wife only to find another one. Just go and be free and live for the rest of us still stuck with the ball and chain!

 

[Chocki]

TMZ has come to the erBB.

All I know is something clicked after I turned 40. Been running 3x a week... not eating a lot, barely any sweets... and each week I'm a little heavier WTF?!

Almost ready to embrace my dad bod... don't think it's going away anymoah...

I blame Subway bro. Things have really been slipping on his watch. Multiple threads about how to clean your butthole, threads about transformers surfing in contests not getting moved to politits, not deleting the obvious dong shaming thread/allowing it to degenerate to the point someone felt compelled to post a pic of a dude baby (theirs?) with a massive schlong, etc.

And you don’t have to live with a Dad bod bro. Look at me

 

[Sharky]

That's it. I'm buying a bidet, a spray tan and for good measure some bad tattoos.

It's either that or a Ferrari...

 

[Chocki]

It’s never too late to show the world how much you love Sublime with some sick ink. I’ve never regretted it bro.

Lately I’ve been thinking about getting some tattoos on my dong

 

[Sharky]

I’ve been thinking about getting some tattoos on my dong

I would suggest vertical stripes...

 

[brukuns]

I blame Subway bro. Things have really been slipping on his watch. Multiple threads about how to clean your butthole, threads about transformers surfing in contests not getting moved to politits, not deleting the obvious dong shaming thread/allowing it to degenerate to the point someone felt compelled to post a pic of a dude baby (theirs?) with a massive schlong, etc.

And you don’t have to live with a Dad bod bro. Look at me
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I haven't looked like that in my 20's, I have no false expectations. I'm happy if I can still see my cock looking down in the next 20 years (checking if I still can... ok).

 

[brukuns]

I would suggest vertical stripes...

It depends if you want to make ir look thicker or longer.

 

[brukuns]

And you don’t have to live with a Dad bod bro. Look at me
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on another note, someone's been skipping leg day for the past 50 years.