Kookslams - DONE

[Boneroni]

Seriously. They are selling their own branded HARD SELTZER!
Not sure what I'd do in their situation, but it seems pretty yucky to me.
What say you erBB?
http://instagr.am/p/CRhEWmgDVhE/

 

[Kento]

Isn't Hard Seltzer out there for kooks to slam in the first place?

 

[JDJ]

Conversation in Kook Slam "corporate office": Employee 1: "Wow. This Instagram page of people getting hurt in the ocean is going great." Employee 2: "To capitalize on this success, what we really need is to break into the hard seltzer market (while drinking a Zima)."

 

[santacruzin]

HOw much have you guys paid them for the content they have shared with you?

Yup same here I gots no issue with the paper chase

 

[One-Off]

They should make funny t-shirts. Seriously.

 

[Boneroni]

HOw much have you guys paid them for the content they have shared with you?

This is a great point.

 

[$kully]

Isn't Hard Seltzer out there for kooks to slam in the first place?

You’ll have to pry the High Noon out of @afoaf’s cold dead hand.

 

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

not sure how this is bad.

...i only drink hard seltzer produced by larger, legacy, mega distributors!
it's all the same -think of hard seltzer as a t-shrit. Kook slams has a user base and a market to sell stuff, what should they sell?

 

[JDJ]

Lol. So true. All hard seltzer is probably made in the same overseas factory with different labels slapped on slightly tweaked ingredients.

 

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

kookslams mortgages could be interesting.

 

[menobrah]

Seems like they are just trying to generate more content...get hard seltzer in the hands of the right people and you get...internet GOLD. Definitely possibilities for brand partnerships with skimboard mfgs, jetski companies, backyard skate ramp builders, and anyone from the state of florida.

 

[grapedrink]

Lol. So true. All hard seltzer is probably made in the same overseas factory with different labels slapped on slightly tweaked ingredients.

I'd imagine it's produced relatively close by. Shipping liquid is expensive. But yeah, probably in the same factory as a bunch of other similar stuff and/or a private label.

 

[grapedrink]

kookslams mortgages could be interesting.

Kookslams seltzer enemas? Like a Cabo shorebreak up your bunghole

 

[youcantbeserious]

I'd go for the "safety" angle

Branded pads, helmets, condoms

 

[000]

no kookslams heroin yet?

 

[youcantbeserious]

When I hit 55 and I am longboarding/diving/sailing more than surfing I think the Big Island will be calling me

 

[Ifallalot]

As someone who grew up in the hood drinking St. Ides, I cannot abide by the Hard Seltzer

Tastes like a watered down St. Ides and makes me want to die

 

[$kully]

Kookslams has brought me a lot of joy. Good for them.

 

[$kully]

As someone who grew up in the hood drinking St. Ides, I cannot abide by the Hard Seltzer

Tastes like a watered down St. Ides and makes me want to die

Not all hard seltzer’s are created equal.

Belching Beaver and Ficks make some pretty good ones that don’t taste like cancer.

 

[afoaf]

As someone who grew up in the hood drinking St. Ides, I cannot abide by the Hard Seltzer

Tastes like a watered down St. Ides and makes me want to die

get good betch