How’s the stock market?

[Chocki]

My favorite reply when people ask how I built such a successful sales career?

“have something great to sell, and be very lucky” lol.

NGL I’m a little disappointed in you rn bro, I thought every swinging dick sales bro knew the correct answer…

 

[PRCD]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1585798239344889858

Then they were wrapped in a blanket and trampled by horses - the form of capital punishment used by the Khan for disgraced lieutenants.

 

[Subway]

in a 2 billion dollar publicly traded company, I have the highest closing ratio of any other sales exec of my tenure and revenue production

better?

in an easily quantifiable manner, I am literally the best at what I do in my Peculiar little niche

 

[Chocki]

in a 2 billion dollar publicly traded company, I have the highest closing ratio of any other sales exec of my tenure and revenue production

better?

in an easily quantifiable manner, I am literally the best at what I do in my Peculiar little niche

 

[r32]

in a 2 billion dollar publicly traded company, I have the highest closing ratio of any other sales exec of my tenure and revenue production

better?

in an easily quantifiable manner, I am literally the best at what I do in my Peculiar little niche

When erBB yacht party in Tahiti?

 

[grapedrink]

in a 2 billion dollar publicly traded company, I have the highest closing ratio of any other sales exec of my tenure and revenue production

better?

in an easily quantifiable manner, I am literally the best at what I do in my Peculiar little niche

Just ban yourself already

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Sounds like Putin.

Goodbye free speech.

I’m literally shaking rn.

 

[Subway]

Just ban yourself already

To be fair I was provoked into 80s style braggadocio. I’m just giving the people what they want

 

[PRCD]

To be fair I was provoked into 80s style braggadocio. I’m just giving the people what they want

You're the only one on here who can pull that off.

The stuff you said about having a good product is true but you'd be amazed how many salesmen snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory in that regard, or whom simply have an inverse Midas touch.

 

[grapedrink]

To be fair I was provoked into 80s style braggadocio. I’m just giving the people what they want

 

[Chocki]

Locked into a growth portfolio long term I’m not the best at stonks rn but I cashed in a bunch of chips at the absolute top of the market. Couldn’t have timed it any better.

And I’m pretty sure I could be Champion Of The World in the senior division when it comes to excessive cannabis consumption and snowboarding dank pow.

I also have some bouts scheduled for late November/early December at the Bunny Ranch in NV to defend my intergender wrestling championship belt.

 

[Subway]

Thank you. It was tacky and tasteless and I thought about deleting it but screw it. I said it I’ll own it. I’m not like, jet rich or any nonsense. Just a good account man in an industry tailor made for my eccentric personality. I don’t make as much as Alec Baldwin claims in that famous speech. But I am in fact, a goddamn closer

 

[Subway]

You're the only one on here who can pull that off.

The stuff you said about having a good product is true but you'd be amazed how many salesmen snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory in that regard, or whom simply have an inverse Midas touch.

yeah, some portion of my sustained success is the simple fact that a certain portion of my colleagues, some of them even “big billers,” are surprisingly dysfunctional in a whole range of benign or even outright devious ways

 

[Random Guy]

I’d be ok with a decent set of steak knives

 

[Chocki]

yeah, some portion of my sustained success is the simple fact that a certain portion of my colleagues, some of them even “big billers,” are surprisingly dysfunctional in a whole range of benign or even outright devious ways

Fucking own it bro. You earned it. Sales is brutal especially if you want your family to be meat eaters on a consistent basis.

And you want to talk about degenerates? Try selling cars. To get the job you need to meet 2/3 requirements at the interview( on time, well dressed, sober).

Got a felony conviction or drug problem?
My best salesman is a manslaughterer and a tweaker. There‘s your desk now sell some fucking cars

 

[brukuns]

Thank you. It was tacky and tasteless and I thought about deleting it but screw it. I said it I’ll own it. I’m not like, jet rich or any nonsense. Just a good account man in an industry tailor made for my eccentric personality. I don’t make as much as Alec Baldwin claims in that famous speech. But I am in fact, a goddamn closer

If you're good, you're good, man! congratz on the hard work and sheer talent.

I also feel I'm the absolute best at what I do... procrastinating and wasting genuine over the top potential... but my english... oh boy, it's that good.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Fucking own it bro. You earned it. Sales is brutal especially if you want your family to be meat eaters.

And you want to talk about degenerates? Try selling cars. To get the job you need to meet 2/3 requirements at the interview( on time, well dressed, sober).

Got a felony conviction or drug problem?
My best salesman is a manslaughterer and a tweaker. There‘s your desk now sell some fucking cars

I've told this to people before and they don't believe me.

TONS of ex-cons in car sales.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

For you guys:

Hedge-fund giant Elliott warns looming hyperinflation could lead to 'global societal collapse'

Elliott contends markets have not fallen enough yet and the world is hurtling toward the worst financial crisis since World War II.

www.marketwatch.com

 

[grapedrink]

For you guys:

Hedge-fund giant Elliott warns looming hyperinflation could lead to 'global societal collapse'

Elliott contends markets have not fallen enough yet and the world is hurtling toward the worst financial crisis since World War II.

www.marketwatch.com

Disasturbation

 

[wedge2]

You're the only one on here who can pull that off.

The stuff you said about having a good product is true but you'd be amazed how many salesmen snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory in that regard, or whom simply have an inverse Midas touch.

I'm in sales, and this is correct. STFU and read a room.