I'd just pay out of my own pocket so the cry babies wouldn't have an excuse to cry.
Yeah, you would. But you're not a mountable woman from suburban Orlando that thinks because every idiot with an F-150 and a room temperature IQ tried to buy you a Coors Light, that makes you an expert on the Constitution, firearms, epidemiology, fiscal policy, and running a restaurant where there aren't lulzy food poisoning outbreaks.
You didn't have helicopter parents and it was possible for you to get your ass kicked at many points in your upbringing.