I have become an expert at plunging toilets.
The turds my 7 and 9 year olds drop are colossal. I don't even know how!
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The turds my 7 and 9 year olds drop are colossal. I don't even know how!
I worked with a girl who didn't sh1t for over 2-3 weeks, probably more. She ate regularly and was backed up for whatever reason and was seeing a doctor about it. I couldn't understood where that much poo would be "stored" but I remember her finally having a BM because I'd ask her about every other day at work. I can only imagine what finally came out was a big black solid mass and hurt like hell. We went skydiving for someone's birthday and she jumped out of the plane with with all those weeks of sh1t stored inside of her.
Coffee had me shitting several times a day. Always feeling like sh!t.
Glad I kicked that.
2-3 a day. Immediately in the morning then another within an hour.
When I was a drunk, anything could happen.
now I’m like a clock, once a day in the morning. Can be before coffee, but it also seems more uh, thorough, after a cup or two
now I’m like a clock, once a day in the morning. Can be before coffee, but it also seems more uh, thorough, after a cup or two
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It was years ago at a restaurant job. but she seemed like the soccer/softball playing, taller and big but not fat, sorority type and dating a guy who worked with us.
You sound like the kinda guy who makes poor assumptions
Quite the opposite. The sight of poo often makes me gag and the smell of it has made me barf. I have a mild phobia of porta potties.
Oh, OK.You sound like the kinda guy who makes poor assumptions
Quite the opposite. The sight of poo often makes me gag and the smell of it has made me barf. I have a mild phobia of porta potties.
I just didn't think it was standard to routinely chat with women about their bowel movements and contemplate on them.
Maybe I'm wrong.
She was probably Jewish. In my experience, Jewish women have the fewest hang-ups about talking sh|t.