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Hump

Phil Edwards status
Jan 10, 2002
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We need the photos of the daughter for verification, Sir ~
Ha ha, you old horndog.

Joanne, the gal in the picture, has never had a child, so no daughter pic from her.


As a consolation however, I can offer my old Baby Pool companion's daughter in her Halloween costume from a few years back.
KatieHalloween.jpg

Pretty good musician too.


Take care.
 

Hump

Phil Edwards status
Jan 10, 2002
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impressive fo sho. sounds like you're certainly in the running for best humper of erBB.

Now just wait a darn minute here..................oh..........oh.........wait................sorry.
I read that too fast. Thought I was being challenged.

I'll always be the best Hump of erBB, so no worries. LOL

My bad.



Take care.
 

HatterasGlass

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Apr 6, 2008
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In the Army I was based in Fort Bragg N.C. Just outside of base, in Fayetteville was a club called the Flaming Mug and next door was a strip club run by one of the local biker clubs. After returning from a "not so fun" little tour of Central America, courtesy of Uncle Sam, I had a couple of days off. Mid day I walked into the strip club, sat down with a mug of beer and watched a procession of the granny brigade. I swear that not one woman was under the age of 60. I couldn't figure it out. Why would a club do this? At 21 y.o. I really had no interest in someone older than my mother but....this one woman with saggy tattooed breasts was really into me. Gave me her phone number and tried every trick in the book to get me aroused. I just didn't fall for it and left. To this day I wonder what would have happened if I took her up on it? Now at 56 years old and being fully aware of the experiences of older women, it could have been a game changer. Or, I could have simply been shot dead by her angry, cracked out biker husband. :unsure:
I saw Clutch at the Flaming Mug in 1995. :jamon::jamon::jamon::jamon:
 

ElOgro

Duke status
Dec 3, 2010
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I was at Adelita's 30 years ago. There was this smoking hot hooker. She would just go up to the good looking guys there and say lets go.

Ugly guys didn't even try.

That might be an okay deal.
So you got stuck with the tranny. Bummer.
 

keenfish

Duke status
May 12, 2002
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Trona
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How do you know if you are any good in bed, unless you can make a seasoned sex worker orgasm?

Only solid test that holds true.

And I don't mean make them fake orgasm cause you tipped them extra, I mean dripping wet and need to take a break before they can stand without legs a wobbling.

:dancing::crazy2::roflmao::shameonyou::shrug::cool::porcorn:

Vicky, the madame, apparently kept me around for this reason, and this reason only... nobody could make her come anymore.

It's a blessing, and a curse.

:poke:
Got dam! I had no idea @SurfFuerteventura was a porn superstar giving Ron Jeremy a run for his money! :bowdown:
 
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Will there be snacks

Miki Dora status
Mar 18, 2011
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Got dam! I had no idea @SurfFuerteventura was a porn superstar giving Ron Jeremy a run for his money! :bowdown:
You know...now that I think about it (or really what a friend told me ;)) there is an account on some of the amateur p*rn sites that goes by the handle 'made in the canaries'. Any connection @SurfFuerteventura?
 

PPK96754

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Apr 15, 2015
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Kauai's north shore ~
Ha ha, you old horndog.

Joanne, the gal in the picture, has never had a child, so no daughter pic from her.


As a consolation however, I can offer my old Baby Pool companion's daughter in her Halloween costume from a few years back.
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Pretty good musician too.


Take care.
#ohhellyeah! That's the wahine I was talking about. The “baby pool” wahine’s daughter.
Now you can call me an ole horn dog! :cheers:
 
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Hey, it's understandable that your friend might have questions about dating a stripper. While everyone's experiences are unique, it's important to approach any relationship with open eyes and clear communication. If he feels a genuine connection with her, it's worth exploring further, keeping in mind the challenges that might arise. I recently stumbled upon an article by a dating coach that shared some insightful tips on transforming one's love life. It's always interesting to learn from different perspectives! Check it out here: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/austin-dating-coach-shares-6-keys-transform-your-love-smith-cwegc/
 
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JSC

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Mar 11, 2008
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Personally, no - but I did read somewhere that Florida produces more working strippers than any other state in the USA.
 
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2surf

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Apr 12, 2004
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When I relocated to California/south OB in the mid 70s I rented a 3br about a block from the ocean. A couple of strippers answered my roommate ad, and my place became a revolving door for them until the house sold 5 years later. Some of you old timers may remember it.
 
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gbg

Miki Dora status
Jan 22, 2006
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I did not think I would find a better lover than Dirty Diane but have been dating a math teacher and she is the GOAT. Complete freak in bed. Never says no. It helps she is 20 years younger than I am but its true...teachers are crazy good in bed.
 
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