Clown World Goes to Space

hammies

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My mom told me about 1000 times I dressed like a goddam bum/criminal/loser/etc. BFD.
 
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hammies

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Somebody needs to educate Mihai Cirstea about insecure men with small penises.
 

afoaf

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$kully

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My GFs useless brother drives an F-150 with an aftermarket suspension, exhaust, big-ass knobby tires and all the accessorized LED lights you could dream of and he’s taken it off-road exactly once that I know of and has never hauled a load in it. I’ve been helping his father build a fence and he couldn’t even fit lumber in the bed when he asked him for help. Sad.
 

afoaf

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the rate of pedestrian deaths is on the rise due to the increasing weight and height of trucks and SUVs

you should see my hood height compared to a contemporary stock Tundra...it's cartoonish

I don't know why this elicited a lol

fatalities have risen something like 20% in the last 4 years while the rest of the developed world has seen a drop in the number of deaths
 

donuts

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My GFs useless brother drives an F-150 with an aftermarket suspension, exhaust, big-ass knobby tires and all the accessorized LED lights you could dream of and he’s taken it off-road exactly once that I know of and has never hauled a load in it. I’ve been helping his father build a fence and he couldn’t even fit lumber in the bed when he asked him for help. Sad.
does it have chrome bumpers ?

maybe he’ll let you carefully wipe the mud off them if he ever gets off-road again and he thinks you could reach up that high…


ps- don’t let him catch you messing around with the trailer hitch…
 
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Ifallalot

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I don't know why this elicited a lol

fatalities have risen something like 20% in the last 4 years while the rest of the developed world has seen a drop in the number of deaths
It elicited an lol because regulations have caused the cartoonish dimensions
 
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nimby

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idiots spewing orange freedom kool-aid
it's been a standard practice for astronauts to wear masks for 7 days prior to launch all the way up to sealing the capsule for the launch, as getting sick would scrub them from the mission, and bringing a virus into such a small space would compromise the mission.
You do know that orange kool-aid shrinks the brain, right?
 

Your Moms Dildo

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