Can we talk about street harassment and catcalling?

[gbg]

With my perfect veneers and Bugs Bunny gender fluid type face, bitches have always been flocking.

I have women approach me alot when out. Pisses my wife off when they are hotter than her.

 

[GWS_2]

Sexually aggressive chicks freak me out.

There is always something not right with that sort of situation.

Either a mental defect or an ulterior motive or both.

I've got a number of those stories from back in the day. Used to happen fairly regularly. Younger and better looking, once upon a time.

But at my age now, if that happened I'd be expecting to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a fresh surgical scar and a missing liver or something.

 

[afoaf]

it's the boyish good looks and smile...it plays well

 

[GWS_2]

Now that I think about it though, my dad in his late 80's had old women all over him after my mom died. They start getting desperate to find an old man that can provide and is still alive.

 

[the janitor]

Lyrics from a song I wrote after my back surgery. Maybe a re-post but I was trying to capture a certain sentiment

I was coming the beach from surfing
A granny in a one piece was giving me the eye
That old girl was ready to go for certain
I wouldn't tell you no lie.
I thought, "hey granny you think you got a shot at me?
I rather go to TJ and get a whore."
The pretty young girls I used to do
Don't want to do me no more.
Cuz I'm getting old.
So fucking old
And it's all down hill from here.

interesting, first 4 lines I'm thinking it needs a Bon Scott style singer, next 4 I'm thinking Bocephus, last 3 maybe John Lee Hooker?

 

[Autoprax]

Now that I think about it though, my dad in his late 80's had old women all over him after my mom died. They start getting desperate to find an old man that can provide and is still alive.

When I lived in San Clemente I rented a place from this guy in his late 40s who was a total dork, but he bought a lot of San Clemente real estate when it was affordable.

He had so many good looking older women (in their 40s) coming around.

He's like, "They all want to get married! I just want to have fun!"

Such an asymmetry in physical attractiveness.

Poor women.

 

[Mr Doof]

I'm always suspicious when an attractive woman engages with me out of the blue.

She's opens and I can't help but respond all friendly.

Then there is the split second where my spider senses kick in.

Something isn't right here . . . .

This reminds me of a few things

1 Walking to the SF MOMA. Youngish woman in form fitting garments and interesting hairstyle stops me.

"You new in town?"
"No, I live here."
"Hey that is interesting. Can I give you my card?"
(her hand is thrust out, card in hand)
"Oh, ok...(looks at card)
"I'm on stage every day for the next month at 6 PM, just hand the card to the doorman, he'll let you in."
(she sashays to next mark)
Umm, thanks.
(no reply)

2 Walking to work through Tenderloin. Youngish woman in tattered clothing but friendly smile and wide awake eyes comes up to me

"Hello. Are you lost?"
"No, on my way to work."
"Want to get coffee with me?
"No thanks, got to get to work."
"How about a BJ? You look like you could use one."
(is that how I look to others?)
"Ok, well....."
"$40"
"uhhhhh"
"That isn't too much."
"Probably not, but no thanks."
(she pouts and turns away)

3 Walking on the beach, in a wetsuit, surfboard under my arm, looking for a rip. Youngish woman in leggings/tights and down puffy coat come over to me.

"Excuse me..."
"Yes?"
"How cold do you get out there?'
"Not to cold, the wetsuit helps a lot."
"You look familiar, are you famous?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Who do you think I am?"
"A famous surfer. Were you famous in the 90s?" (this was in the 00s)
"No."
"Really?"
"Yes, I surf lots, but am not famous."
"Too bad."
"Why?"
(she smiles mischievously and walks off)

 

[Mr Doof]

On the opposite side of that coin.....anyone ever notice that middle-aged guys who stay in shape and aren’t totally hideous will start to get smiles or a “look” from the 40-something mom crowd?

Yes, I've noticed that.

First instinct is too look over my shoulder to see who they are looking at.

 

[Mr Doof]

I'm really popular with widows in their 60's

Dear old neighbor Marie, before she died of Alzheimer's in her early 80's, would give me the come hither look when I was weeding in the front yard. I liked to listen to her stories when she spoke of being head swingshift seamstress at the Levi Strauss factory on Valencia St here in SF.

 

[Autoprax]

2 Walking to work through Tenderloin. Youngish woman in tattered clothing but friendly smile and wide awake eyes comes up to me

"Hello. Are you lost?"
"No, on my way to work."
"Want to get coffee with me?
"No thanks, got to get to work."
"How about a BJ? You look like you could use one."
(is that how I look to others?)
"Ok, well....."
"$40"
"uhhhhh"
"That isn't too much."
"Probably not, but no thanks."
(she pouts and turns away)

Could you give me her number?

 

[Autoprax]

Yes, I've noticed that.

First instinct is too look over my shoulder to see who they are looking at.

I'm at a back yard pool party and my friend's daughter's boyfriend's mom starts starts flirting with me.

And she cute and is totally flirting with me. I'm just helping my friend BBQ the carne asdada.

I'm trying to be polite because why wouldn't I be?

Then I get this feeling.

I turn and see her husband 20 feet away mad dogging me so hard with a slack jaw and dead eyes.

So creepy.

It was so weird because I wasn't doing anything and all the hatred and insecurity focused on me.

Now I was to F her just because.

 

[hal9000]

I'm at a back yard pool party and my friend's daughter's boyfriend's mom starts starts flirting with me.

And she cute and is totally flirting with me. I'm just helping my friend BBQ the carne asdada.

I'm trying to be polite because why wouldn't I be?

Then I get this feeling.

I turn and see her husband 20 feet away mad dogging me so hard with a slack jaw and dead eyes.

So creepy.

It was so weird because I wasn't doing anything and all the hatred and insecurity focused on me.

Now I was to F her just because.

should have.

 

[afoaf]

girls run sh!t from the start of the race until about mid-30 and then
the hormones and the babies and time start to really diminish their
inherent cachet

by this same time, guys are starting to attain wealth and power, the
benefits of which are compounded by the fact that women tend to
be naturally attracted to mature male archetype

 

[hal9000]

girls run sh!t from the start of the race until about mid-30 and then
the hormones and the babies and time start to really diminish their
inherent cachet

by this same time, guys are starting to attain wealth and power, the
benefits of which are compounded by the fact that women tend to
be naturally attracted to mature male archetype

what’s interesting is how many über-feminist types fall into the roll or falling for that exact guy you described.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

I'm at a back yard pool party and my friend's daughter's boyfriend's mom starts starts flirting with me.

And she cute and is totally flirting with me. I'm just helping my friend BBQ the carne asdada.

I'm trying to be polite because why wouldn't I be?

Then I get this feeling.

I turn and see her husband 20 feet away mad dogging me so hard with a slack jaw and dead eyes.

So creepy.

It was so weird because I wasn't doing anything and all the hatred and insecurity focused on me.

Now I was to F her just because.

I had a similar experience when I was around 20 at an afterhours event.

Woman in her late 40s (?) got aggressive.

I was freaked out - the conflict between dick and brain is such a strange feeling.

Soon my hand was up her skirt.

And not long after...Surprise! Her husband/boyfriend/whoever (that I was unaware of) was not only maddogging me but he was moving quickly in my direction.

He was a very large and imposing individual.

I fled. I made it.

But at that point I still didn't learn my lesson.

 

[ElOgro]

I had a similar experience when I was around 20 at an afterhours event.

Woman in her late 40s (?) got aggressive.

I was freaked out - the conflict between dick and brain is such a strange feeling.

Soon my hand was up her skirt.

And not long after...Surprise! Her husband/boyfriend/whoever (that I was unaware of) was not only maddogging me but he was moving quickly in my direction.

He was a very large and imposing individual.

I fled. I made it.

But at that point I still didn't learn my lesson.

Tell us more...

 

[hal9000]

I had a similar experience when I was around 20 at an afterhours event.

Woman in her late 40s (?) got aggressive.

I was freaked out - the conflict between dick and brain is such a strange feeling.

Soon my hand was up her skirt.

And not long after...Surprise! Her husband/boyfriend/whoever (that I was unaware of) was not only maddogging me but he was moving quickly in my direction.

He was a very large and imposing individual.

I fled. I made it.

But at that point I still didn't learn my lesson.

Un pelo di fica tira più di un carro di buoi

 

[One-Off]

I like the bipartisan goodwill being expressed in this thread.

 

[hal9000]

I like the bipartisan goodwill being expressed in this thread.

I was about to say that.

Dudes, this turned out to be a fun thread. Sometimes we CAN all just get along.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

There should be a whole thread about "the sexually aggressive female".

I'm sure everyone would have some great stories.

I was drugged and raped by (at least) 2 ostensibly lesbian chicks. I have no recollection of any of it but they took polaroids.

Never really bothered me all that much either.