Can i start a vegetable and herb garden thread?

Autoprax

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I just got into growing stuff and I feel like it teaches you about life.

I learned things from my lemon tree and now my sweet potatoes are teaching things too.

Why didn't anyone tell me this?
 
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I just got into growing stuff and I feel like it teaches you about life.

I learned things from my lemon tree and now my sweet potatoes are teaching things too.

Why didn't anyone tell me this?

Didn't you have to grow marigold's for your mother back in kindergarten in your half pint milk box? (for lunch every day, we got to drink a 1/2 pint carton of milk)

Hmm, maybe this was one of the benefits growing up near Alpenrose Dairy (besides learning that big cows can be pretty gentle, that the velodrome isn't meant to be ridden on by Sears and Roebuck kid bikes, and that if you stay really still and quiet on the dairy field trip, the host will give you a half pint of chocolate milk at the conclusion of the tour).

Some of the best things in life I learned at the kiddy gulag of my youth.
 
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Autoprax

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Word on the street is, "Treat Autoprax like a mushroom. Keep him in the dark and feed him sh!t." ;)
It worked!

I would talk to my students telling them stuff I just learned about life at 55 and the 18 year olds are like, "Oh, you are just learning that now, you fucking old retard? DUH!"

"I know! I'm slow!"
 
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It worked!

I would talk to my students telling them stuff I just learned about life at 55 and the 18 year olds are like, "Oh, you are just learning that now, you fucking old retard? DUH!"

"I know! I'm slow!"
LOL! I can relate!
 

Aruka

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is that a weird round about way of asking to see them?
 
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Autoprax

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Is it normal to want to pick your vegetables before their time?

I got sweet potatoes growing and I want to pull them out of the ground to see what they look like

Also, I just threw seeds down all willy nilly and I don't know what anything is.

ADHA farmer out!
 

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Is that available in 4K? Asking for a friend...