I don't think we should be spreading violence. which is why the only person I beat up is my wife, behind closed doors. doing my part.
I actually like shooting my board at shoulder hoppers but I don't make a living from surfing
Edit: better make it clear this is a stupid joke. Would never hurt a gal. unless she said "no" to me. Or if she complained too much about something... or if she dared disagree with me about something.
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