Bob Saget

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That sucks. We saw him live in Vegas a few years ago. Later that night we bumped into him at the Lily Bar at the Bellagio. He was only drinking club soda. Really nice guy. We told him how much we liked the show and he wound up sitting at our table for a bit until his party showed up.
 

Autoprax

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it’s a fvckin’ cruel world out there....

“here comes otto,
in his billabong speedo...
the fat kids shriek,
pedo!...pedo!...”

:ban:
I had a student whose last name was rhymed with retard.

I wanted to call her that.

But I didn't.

I'm a professional.
 

Mr Doof

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Should read: "Found Dead in an Orlando Ritz-Carton".

See, now it sounds less like he hung himself in the broom closest with underwear stretched over his face.

And lest that sound "too soon", it is more a jape about headline writers and libel fears.

RIP Mr. Saget, am sure you are missed by friends and family a great deal.
 
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sussle

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this doesn't quite sound right .:shrug:

"The authorities have determined that Bob passed from head trauma," the Saget family said in a statement published by People. "They have concluded that he accidentally hit the back of his head on something, thought nothing of it and went to sleep. No drugs or alcohol were involved."

 
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Autoprax

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The human fascination with the dead trips me out.

My response is always the same:

Move on.

Keep moving.

(Lott's wife turned to a pillar of salt when she looked back)