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SteveT

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I was 21 and in a strip club in Guam in 1981 - our ship was in the shipyard there for a month. I had just had two beers and pizza at Shakey's next door and just had enough money for one beer at the club. Interestingly the audience had a fair amount of women in it - way, way more than I've ever seen in any other strip club. Then this black stripper asked if any guy wanted to put on a show for the ladies and I volunteered. I did a good job, burlesquing it - slowly taking off each item of clothing. Girls were stuffing dollars into my jockey shorts underwear. Then this Air Force girl pulls down my underwear, grabs my butt and pulls me towards her with her mouth open - Whoa!! But some guy pulled her back before she got there.

Afterwards a well dressed woman in her 40's called me over to her table for a drink. Her and her husband wanted to take me home with them. Figuring that there' a lot of dark places to bury a body in Guam I politely demurred. After all - I now had Hero-Of-The-Night status and $22 in tips which would keep me in drinks for the rest of the night as well. Guam was an interesting and surprising place.
You and Hump are tied for best posts of the thread! :cheers:
 

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Some guys I knew decades ago in Morro Bay went on a western pacific surf trip and ran out of money in Guam. So they got jobs at some restaurant and rented a place above a brothel. Apparently they got waves, but no freebies from downstairs.
 

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Some guys I knew decades ago in Morro Bay went on a western pacific surf trip and ran out of money in Guam. So they got jobs at some restaurant and rented a place above a brothel. Apparently they got waves, but no freebies from downstairs.
Was it the brothel under the gun range next to a porn shop??

oh, Tumon bay.
 

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90's San Francisco, back before the city became the screwed thing it is now, back when it was still 'Baghdad by the Bay'. As a loan department manager at a local credit union that serviced PacTel and tech start up companies, got invited to many weddings, of many couples of varying different nationalities.

One weekend went to a Korean wedding of an employee and her Vietnamese fiance. Met a nice recent divorcee Vietnamese lady who claimed to be single atm, no kids and 35. Went home with her, saw her for about 6 months. By the end of the relationship she was 50 had a son 10 years younger than I, she was at least divorced and single at the time, that's all the truth I got from her. She was also the madam for one of the most famous brothels in SF at the time, Sophia's Spa, on Geary in the Loin. Learnt a few things from her, she even had me fooled thinking the multitude of girls coming through her apartment were her nieces, until one of them got angry when I didn't want to bang her for money... it was then that she spilled the beans and I ran for dear life. Luckily it was AIDS back then and I was all about the Jimmy hat, used to double coat even, due to a latex allergy with lambskin inside and latex outside.

Not a stripper, but she belonged somewhere on this thread.

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That’s actually the most level headed response I’ve ever seen to that question. And it has come up a lot over the years (not for me- but have a few amigos who gave it a try)
 
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SteveT

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90's San Francisco, back before the city became the screwed thing it is now, back when it was still 'Baghdad by the Bay'. As a loan department manager at a local credit union that serviced PacTel and tech start up companies, got invited to many weddings, of many couples of varying different nationalities.

One weekend went to a Korean wedding of an employee and her Vietnamese fiance. Met a nice recent divorcee Vietnamese lady who claimed to be single atm, no kids and 35. Went home with her, saw her for about 6 months. By the end of the relationship she was 50 had a son 10 years younger than I, she was at least divorced and single at the time, that's all the truth I got from her. She was also the madam for one of the most famous brothels in SF at the time, Sophia's Spa, on Geary in the Loin. Learnt a few things from her, she even had me fooled thinking the multitude of girls coming through her apartment were her nieces, until one of them got angry when I didn't want to bang her for money... it was then that she spilled the beans and I ran for dear life. Luckily it was AIDS back then and I was all about the Jimmy hat, used to double coat even, due to a latex allergy with lambskin inside and latex outside.

Not a stripper, but she belonged somewhere on this thread.

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I know this post is REALLY old, but...
Dear god, this sounds like a page straight out of Law & Order Special Victim's Unit.:oops:
 

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I was at Adelita's 30 years ago. There was this smoking hot hooker. She would just go up to the good looking guys there and say lets go.

Ugly guys didn't even try.

That might be an okay deal.
 

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How do you know if you are any good in bed, unless you can make a seasoned sex worker orgasm?

Only solid test that holds true.

And I don't mean make them fake orgasm cause you tipped them extra, I mean dripping wet and need to take a break before they can stand without legs a wobbling.

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Vicky, the madame, apparently kept me around for this reason, and this reason only... nobody could make her come anymore.

It's a blessing, and a curse.

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SteveT

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How do you know if you are any good in bed, unless you can make a seasoned sex worker orgasm?

Only solid test that holds true.

And I don't mean make them fake orgasm cause you tipped them extra, I mean dripping wet and need to take a break before they can stand without legs a wobbling.

:dancing::crazy2::roflmao::shameonyou::shrug::cool::porcorn:

Vicky, the madame, apparently kept me around for this reason, and this reason only... nobody could make her come anymore.

It's a blessing, and a curse.

:poke:
Holy smokeso_O
 
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Will there be snacks

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How do you know if you are any good in bed, unless you can make a seasoned sex worker orgasm?

Only solid test that holds true.

And I don't mean make them fake orgasm cause you tipped them extra, I mean dripping wet and need to take a break before they can stand without legs a wobbling.

:dancing::crazy2::roflmao::shameonyou::shrug::cool::porcorn:

Vicky, the madame, apparently kept me around for this reason, and this reason only... nobody could make her come anymore.

It's a blessing, and a curse.

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impressive fo sho. sounds like you're certainly in the running for best humper of erBB.