Laughing at that. One time I realized when I surf spots I feel like I'm a visitor at, especially when I really am, I park way farther away than I would normally. Kind of a walk of shame covering all the extra distance past whatever local or socio-spacial ignorant peanut gallery exists there, but usually I just keep my head down and stay out of the way. If my tires get slashed, then it's safe to say, y'all's got a bad apple there and if you don't regulate pretty soon we'll have these social clubs popping everywhere someone with a little money or influence is treated unfairly by the ruling tribe. Aggressive local bullies take note, you did this(a little).
Having said that, I believe a nice morsel of localism goes a long way, but slashing tires when no one is looking is not what I'm referring to.
Tenerife is the place to be I'm sure. The food, the waves. Maybe the guys brother sells tires?