lol!
All this angst over defining the length of our toys. We really need to get this sh!t in a box. The categories MUST be respected! I name ALL my favorite toys.
I still crack up over "shortboard." Which used to mean, a board that is short. That ceased a number of years ago. Now a guy can roll up at his home break and pull out his 5'4" grovelor and have his friends go:
"How come you aren't riding your shortboard? It's good enough for a shortboard out there."
"It is? OK, that's cool. I have the 5'10" in the car. I'll swap my 5'4" for the 5'10". Good thing I brought a shortboard."
So if short doesn't mean short, why should mid length mean mid length?
We need a new set of names for "mid length."
"Fvck Wanna be Pros Lengths"
"It still turns length."
"Won't fit in my Porsche length."
"Rounder Tallish length."
"Pandemic Length."
I don't know, get creative. Give me something...
All this angst over defining the length of our toys. We really need to get this sh!t in a box. The categories MUST be respected! I name ALL my favorite toys.
I still crack up over "shortboard." Which used to mean, a board that is short. That ceased a number of years ago. Now a guy can roll up at his home break and pull out his 5'4" grovelor and have his friends go:
"How come you aren't riding your shortboard? It's good enough for a shortboard out there."
"It is? OK, that's cool. I have the 5'10" in the car. I'll swap my 5'4" for the 5'10". Good thing I brought a shortboard."
So if short doesn't mean short, why should mid length mean mid length?
We need a new set of names for "mid length."
"Fvck Wanna be Pros Lengths"
"It still turns length."
"Won't fit in my Porsche length."
"Rounder Tallish length."
"Pandemic Length."
I don't know, get creative. Give me something...
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