“I can’t breathe” 2.0

$kully

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This true.

Also true that “white people” don’t commit crimes at the same rate that “black people” do.

This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs. Because I was never caught and convicted, they never actually happened.
 
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Duffy LaCoronilla

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This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs.
#metoo
 
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Ifallalot

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This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs. Because I was never caught and convicted, they never actually happened.
Go volunteer to go to jail then if it will help assuage your guilt
 

mundus

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This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs. Because I was never caught and convicted, they never actually happened.
Imagine how much drugs they would find if they did stop and frisk on wall street.
 
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Kento

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It didn't really happen. Pool chemicals, sugar and water aren't actually volatile.
I'm somewhat glad TedFred, TinyUniverse and others did talk me out of throwing 5 spliced M-80s down the pit toilet in Mexico. It probably would have been a bad idea although the potential mushroom sh*t cloud was hard to resist.
 
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GDaddy

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This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs. Because I was never caught and convicted, they never actually happened.
All that shows is how much of an asshole you have to be to **** someone else (as in, not the cops) off enough to call the cops on you. And for that something to be serious enough to warrant an arrest/booking. The bar is pretty high. Some of the cops are commenting that in their jurisdictions they don't even book misdemeanor arrests anymore because the jails are too full of felony suspects.
 

$kully

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All that shows is how much of an asshole you have to be to **** someone else (as in, not the cops) off enough to call the cops on you. And for that something to be serious enough to warrant an arrest/booking. The bar is pretty high. Some of the cops are commenting that in their jurisdictions they don't even book misdemeanor arrests anymore because the jails are too full of felony suspects.

Or just be black?

 

PRCD

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This white guy has never broken a law. I've never driven under the influence. I only cross streets at crosswalks. I've never cut through anyones yard with a posted no-trespassing sign. I've never purchased illegal drugs. I've never possessed illegal drugs. I've never sold illegal drugs. I've never crossed state or international borders while possessing illegal drugs. I've never assaulted anyone. I've never possessed an illegal weapon. I've never blown up a port-a-potty on federally protected land. I've never committed any other acts of vandalism. At least not according to my criminal record. None of these crimes are statistics because I've been flying under the radar with the powers of white privilege for the past 42yrs. Because I was never caught and convicted, they never actually happened.
Hi Five!
 
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GDaddy

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Or just be black?

women do that sht all the time

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mundus

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women do that sht all the time

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Do they always say the polite person filming them threatened to kill them?