Why retail looting isn't a problem in Florida: In one part.

Sharkbiscuit

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Aug 6, 2003
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Fake News. New York has retail looting and their cops would fucking dome both these clowns and that fucking dog with a nearby igloo.

Forget it if you give a Bronx cop a trebuchet and an iced-down, full size Yeti. It'd be a slaughter so bad, Brandon would have to slobber through a Florida Yetisburg Address.

Four Whore and Seven Beers ago....
 

Kento

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Jan 11, 2002
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Fake News. New York has retail looting and their cops would fucking dome both these clowns and that fucking dog with a nearby igloo.

Forget it if you give a Bronx cop a trebuchet and an iced-down, full size Yeti. It'd be a slaughter so bad, Brandon would have to slobber through a Florida Yetisburg Address.

Four Whore and Seven Beers ago....
My god it would be great to see the cops catapulting fully laden coolers into the next riot zone.
 

Sharky

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I’ve watched cops turn a dog loose on somebody a couple of times now. I don’t know how they expect you to cease to resist as something is trying to eat you. That really goes against basic human survival instinct.
 
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