Why do righties hate masturbation?

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Link?

Proud Boi Manifesto

No beating off?
No choking the chicken?
No spanking the monkey, flogging Florida or swatting the Hogg?

Proud boys must die!!!!!!

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

I'm having a hard time understanding your position on this. Are you anti-masturbation?

No, as a wise character in Dave Chappelle once said, I beat my dick like it owes me money.

 

[Autoprax]

I actually beat off more when I am getting laid or I know I'm going to get laid.

It's like switch gets turned on.

When I get laid regularly, I go into lust mode and start looking at every women like she is a kunt for me to screw.

I had a guy tell me that he did this too and I was like, "Oh my god! Me too! I thought it was just me!"

It's weird.

I also don't like to use women that I know want more from the relationship than just F'ing and I know I don't want more.

That really cut down my numbers a lot.

So wack I must.

I had sex last Monday and the next morning when the women was gone, I beat off because the switch had been turned on.

I will probably beat off twice today because grading stressed me out.

Great discussion!

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

I actually beat off more when I am getting laid or I know I'm going to get laid.

It's like switch gets turned on.

When I get laid regularly, I go into lust mode and start looking at every women like she is a kunt for me to screw.

I had a guy tell me that he did this too and I was like, "Oh my god! Me too! I thought it was just me!"

It's weird.

I also don't like to use women that I know want more from the relationship than just F'ing and I know I don't want more.

That really cut down my numbers a lot.

So wack I must.

I had sex last Monday and the next morning when the women was gone, I beat off because the switch had been turned on.

I will probably beat off twice today because grading stressed me out.

Great discussion!

Pics?

 

[FecalFace]

No wonder why Incels are such psychos, obviously cant have any decent relationships with women and their masters forbid them masturbation, mass shootings waiting to happen.

Jizz overflow.

It eventually leaks into the brain.

 

[Autoprax]

It's called priming the pump.

Trump coined that phrase.

 

[mundus]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

I think the “rule” requiring the jizzing to be within a certain distance of a female sort puts the kabosh on doing the gay.

Which is unfortunate.

Btw, do you have an issue with gay sex?

 

[Gnudz]

sorrrry...that's a vast SWATCH

my vision isn't so good after all the porn I watched

Here's some VAST you should WATCH:

 

[StuAzole]

I haven't really seen an answer as to why they hate masturbation. I get it if you think porn's gone too far, but I don't need any porn to beat off. Sweet memories of the past still live freely in my mind!

 

[Gnudz]

Link?

Proud Boi Manifesto

No wonder they're so violent.

Tell a bunch of incels that they can't even self-please and the only enjoyment they'll have left is fisticuffs.

I'd brawl too.

 

[FecalFace]

 

[Kento]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

I think the “rule” requiring the jizzing to be within a certain distance of a female sort puts the kabosh on doing the gay.

Which is unfortunate.

Btw, do you have an issue with gay sex?

If you're lying next to a female, why would you even be masturbating anyways? :confused2:

 

[NDG]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

I think the “rule” requiring the jizzing to be within a certain distance of a female sort puts the kabosh on doing the gay.

Which is unfortunate.

Btw, do you have an issue with gay sex?

If you're lying next to a female, why would you even be masturbating anyways? :confused2:

Sometime they finish first or get impatient. Someones gotta finish this off!

 

[Autoprax]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

I think the “rule” requiring the jizzing to be within a certain distance of a female sort puts the kabosh on doing the gay.

Which is unfortunate.

Btw, do you have an issue with gay sex?

If you're lying next to a female, why would you even be masturbating anyways? :confused2:

To shoot the load in their face?

 

[Kento]

How much DL homo sex goes on amongst the proud bois? My guess is that all they are is a bunch of self hating closet cases

I think the “rule” requiring the jizzing to be within a certain distance of a female sort puts the kabosh on doing the gay.

Which is unfortunate.

Btw, do you have an issue with gay sex?

If you're lying next to a female, why would you even be masturbating anyways? :confused2:

To shoot the load in their face?

Those t!ts won't fuck themselves.