Why do righties hate masturbation?

StuAzole

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https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-there-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?
 

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The anti-masturbation thing is anti-pornography.

The easy accessibility of porn in today's day and age is creating vast swaths of physical and mental sexual dysfunction

Its a lot more simple than this navel-gazing article is making it out to be
 

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StuAzole said:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-there-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?
Or it's because people happy beating off, geting baked, and playing violent video games are going to tell you that your pink hat and tiki torch parades are both clown fests.

If a liberal tells some 20-something white male weed/porn-"addicted" gamer that the Jesus Freaks don't like porn, weed, or violent video games, is that some blah blah blah about psychobabble A, B, or C, or is that a line of persuasion person in the business of persuading people thinks might be effective based on the target market's behaviors?
 

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sorrrry...that's a vast SWATCH

my vision isn't so good after all the porn I watched
 

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Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-there-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?
Or it's because people happy beating off, geting baked, and playing violent video games are going to tell you that your pink hat and tiki torch parades are both clown fests.

If a liberal tells some 20-something white male weed/porn-"addicted" gamer that the Jesus Freaks don't like porn, weed, or violent video games, is that some blah blah blah about psychobabble A, B, or C, or is that a line of persuasion person in the business of persuading people thinks might be effective based on the target market's behaviors?
Uh, what?
 

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StuAzole said:
Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-there-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?
Or it's because people happy beating off, geting baked, and playing violent video games are going to tell you that your pink hat and tiki torch parades are both clown fests.

If a liberal tells some 20-something white male weed/porn-"addicted" gamer that the Jesus Freaks don't like porn, weed, or violent video games, is that some blah blah blah about psychobabble A, B, or C, or is that a line of persuasion person in the business of persuading people thinks might be effective based on the target market's behaviors?
Uh, what?
Your article is fucking retarded, and Occam's razor suggests anti-masturbation coming from the Proud Boys has far more to do with what makes someone a more useful Proud Boy.

You're talking about people who have whacked off to so much porn, they are seeking out novel things to jack off too.

The only thing they find scary about heterosexual monogamy is not dumping a nut into Stormy Daniels when the wife is in newborn mode instead of suck it dry mode.
 

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Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-there-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?
Or it's because people happy beating off, geting baked, and playing violent video games are going to tell you that your pink hat and tiki torch parades are both clown fests.

If a liberal tells some 20-something white male weed/porn-"addicted" gamer that the Jesus Freaks don't like porn, weed, or violent video games, is that some blah blah blah about psychobabble A, B, or C, or is that a line of persuasion person in the business of persuading people thinks might be effective based on the target market's behaviors?
Uh, what?
Your article is fucking retarded, and Occam's razor suggests anti-masturbation coming from the Proud Boys has far more to do with what makes someone a more useful Proud Boy.

You're talking about people who have whacked off to so much porn, they are seeking out novel things to jack off too.

The only thing they find scary about heterosexual monogamy is not dumping a nut into Stormy Daniels when the wife is in newborn mode instead of suck it dry mode.
Occam's Razor is fun when you don't know the answer, but here you do. They tell you why they're anti-masturbation.

Is the article retarded? Sure. Is the anti-masturbation "movement" retarded? Sure.

 

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Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
Is the article retarded? Sure.
So given that, why did you lead with an excerpt of it and a link to it with a title asking the question??

:confused2:
Because that's how the BB works.

I'm having a hard time understanding your position on this. Are you anti-masturbation?
 

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StuAzole said:
Sharkbiscuit said:
StuAzole said:
Is the article retarded? Sure.
So given that, why did you lead with an excerpt of it and a link to it with a title asking the question??

:confused2:
Because that's how the BB works.

I'm having a hard time understanding your position on this. Are you anti-masturbation?
:rolleyes:

 

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No wonder why Incels are such psychos, obviously cant have any decent relationships with women and their masters forbid them masturbation, mass shootings waiting to happen.