What's up with....Thread

[jkb]

This thread is meant to talk about the things we see out in the water but have no idea for the reasoning behind it. From this, perhaps we learn and grow or at the very least, it gives us an opportunity to roast stupidity.

First up....

What's up with duus that do mime face at 6am? Do they really think they're going to get sunburned or is there something I'm not grasping??

 

[20W-50 and blood]

whats up with women wanting sobriety?

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

What’s up with calling your buddies before you paddle out telling them it’s pumping? Tell them the next day!

What’s up with women in the water who want to be treated equally but claim misogyny when you bark them off the shoulder?

What’s up SUPers who think it’s ok to be within my eye sight at all.

You’re not welcome here. Don’t say hi. We’re not friends (even if we are friends).

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

What’s up with putting this thread in the design forum?

 

[Kento]

whats up with women wanting sobriety?

 

[silentbutdeadly]

what's up with all these random people in the water?

And what makes you think I want to share a peak with you?

 

[need 4 speed]

what's up with the dude with the chest zip on backwards

 

[jkb]

The fuk is the point of wearing your hood like a slouchy beanie?



I've seen a few people do this and I don't get it. Put it on right!!

 

[casa_mugrienta]

What’s up with calling your buddies before you paddle out telling them it’s pumping? Tell them the next day!

this

 

[oeste858]

The fuk is the point of wearing your hood like a slouchy beanie?

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I've seen a few people do this and I don't get it. Put it on right!!

How about wearing a beanie but it doesn’t cover your ears... basically a hipster yarmulke??

 

[sdsrfr]

How about wearing a beanie but it doesn’t cover your ears... basically a hipster yarmulke??

LOL!

i was given one of those ears out captain fin co beanies for Christmas years back. it annoys the crap out of hunny bunny.

i only wear it with my changing poncho and while surfing 1,2 or 5 finned boards.

 

[oeste858]

Is it orange, red, or maroon? I’ll keep an eye out for ya.

 

[sdsrfr]

It’s red like my post surf glass of wine at solterra.

 

[One-Off]

...with the onshore winds this morning?

 

[sjlist]

What's up with duus that do mime face at 6am? Do they really think they're going to get sunburned or is there something I'm not grasping??

What do you have against mimes?? Mime discrimination is real, and painful. We can't tell you...because we're mimes. But we're trying to show you!

 

[JDJ]

What’s up with school age kids in the lineup during the middle of the week

 

[sdsrfr]

What’s up with duu’s watching from the cliff telling you it’s chitty as you run past to paddle out

what’s up with duu’s who start massive group messages asking if the surf is good

what’s up with duu’s who send perfectly timed and framed once-in-a-dream waves to said group message with an optimistic report to 20-unknown numbers

 

[ChaseTMP]

What’s up with the peeps that can’t surf doing the lengthy pre surf stretchy stretch?

I’ve deduced that the amount of pre surf stretching is inversely proportional to surfing ability.

 

[kidfury]

What's up with dudes who pull up in a brand new Porshe panamerica (or whatever) with a paper license plate and ask, "How is it out there?" And you say, "It's pretty fun. Looks like the wind might start picking up." And they make a face like they just smelled a fart and say, "Really?" and then they drive off

 

[oeste858]

what's up with dudes who still change with a towel around their waist, like it's the 60's?
Why do they hate being comfy & cozy??
#ponchoforlife