Vanessa Trump - DONE!

[$kully]

All the money in the world can't make it okay to wake up next to an insufferable loser like Jr...

https://pagesix.com/2018/03/14/donald-trump-jr-and-wife-headed-for-divorce-friends-say/

Look at the happy couple...

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So ronery...
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[studog]

next up on Mueller's interview schedule

 

[afoaf]

fake blonds are the worst

 

[hal9000]

imagine having to handle that little limp pencil d*ck.

 

[Gnudz]

I know that wives can't be made to testify against their husbands, but what about ex-wives?

 

[studog]

imagine having to handle that little limp pencil d*ck.

Stormy Daniels claimed Cheeto Sr. was the best celebrity she slept with

 

[hal9000]

imagine having to handle that little limp pencil d*ck.

Stormy Daniels claimed Cheeto Sr. was the best celebrity she slept with

that's really depressing.

 

[Billy Ocean]

fake blonds are the worst

What % of blondes are totally natural? Like 2%

And many of the ones who are are quasi albinos (albinas?) which is kind of gross

 

[$kully]

imagine having to handle that little limp pencil d*ck.

Stormy Daniels claimed Cheeto Sr. was the best celebrity she slept with

Easy, the thought of Cheeto's prowess is gonna get Doug all turned on.

 

[Mr Doof]

imagine having to handle that little limp pencil d*ck.

Stormy Daniels claimed Cheeto Sr. was the best celebrity she slept with

that's really depressing.

I suppose for us to know how depressing it is, we'd need to see the list of celebrities she has had sex with, and if the claim is scaled. You know, does she give more points to A listers or D listers when figuring who is the best, does she change her scaling based on their current celeb status or the status at the time, etc.?

See, these claims are useless without some sort of metrics.

 

[Surfdog]

 

[Gnudz]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974450055330574337