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Sharkbiscuit

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I need a Gavin Newsom v Ron DeSantis debate like I need a horseshoe crab up my asshole. When I said I wanted to end the Gerontocracy and send some people to the glue factory I didn't realize I was signing up for Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom. On second thought let's go with staffers telling Feinstein how to vote.

Tentatively scheduled for November, Hannity moderating on Fog Snooze, no live audience.

Do you madlads think they'll actually have it? Should it be a fight instead, and why should it be on the Zuckerberg v Musk card with Trump and Rogan doing the announcing?

 

Kento

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Absolutely. My initial thoughts the same about the Zuckerburg/Musk undercard.

Lizzo+Lena Dunham/Beyonce+Lindsay Graham tag team undercard also works.

Celebrity Deathmatch marks the only instance MTV was ahead of their time.
 

Ifallalot

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I need a Gavin Newsom v Ron DeSantis debate like I need a horseshoe crab up my asshole. When I said I wanted to end the Gerontocracy and send some people to the glue factory I didn't realize I was signing up for Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom. On second thought let's go with staffers telling Feinstein how to vote.

Tentatively scheduled for November, Hannity moderating on Fog Snooze, no live audience.

Do you madlads think they'll actually have it? Should it be a fight instead, and why should it be on the Zuckerberg v Musk card with Trump and Rogan doing the announcing?

I wanna see a fight. Gavin has the reach but you can tell he’s a fuckin pussy
 

mundus

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You're just blinded by hatred. Go fishing or something. Take a break for your mental health.

As for Trump he needs to debate all comers including on the right. It would be a mistake not to.
#projection
 

Sharkbiscuit

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@Sharkbiscuit What is it that you fear? We need more debate, not less.
Yes we need more debate. Let's have Hillary Clinton and George W Bush debate.

:foreheadslap:

DeSantis and Newsome are performative assholes and I don't want the country going further in the asshole direction. I'd rather watch Klobuchar debate Burgum, for example.

I fear tigers/bulls mistaking me for a sea turtle on the sunset rising full moon incoming tide session. I definitely fear my boards not making a connecting flight.

I don't fear two people even more politically toxic than our doddering presumptive nominees having a slapfight.

But who knows maybe DeSantis won't have suspended his campaign by November and he'll actually show. Newsom IMHO would be a very weak candidate for President but DeSantis and Ted Cruz are two he could actually beat.

It's hilarious to me that the last two most successful GOP challengers to Trump were Ted Cruz and Ron DeSantis. Those two make the slobbering hair sniffer and the orange pussy grabber look like absolute champions.
 
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Duffy LaCoronilla

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I need a Gavin Newsom v Ron DeSantis debate like I need a horseshoe crab up my asshole.
you spelled gerbil wrong.
Tentatively scheduled for November, Hannity moderating on Fog Snooze, no live audience.
No audience is a good thing.
Do you madlads think they'll actually have it?
yes.
 

Sharkbiscuit

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need 4 speed

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What would the point be for them to debate? State politics/policies? Newsome isn't a Presidential candidate (although he would probably embarrass Desantis like he did Hannity)
 

Ifallalot

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What would the point be for them to debate? State politics/policies? Newsome isn't a Presidential candidate (although he would probably embarrass Desantis like he did Hannity)
Perspective is a trip

they’re both the younger heir apparents, and they lead two states with diametrically opposed philosophies
 

Ifallalot

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I pretty much get it but seems like a bit of a joke at this point in time. Desantis is is a troll that has little if any chance in a general, even with Newsome's overly progressiveness, he should beat him fairly easily
DeSantis has definitely torpedoed himself, but I don’t think Californians understand the disgust of Newsom in flyover normie areas